I own a mansion, but live in a A king-size bed, but I on the couch I'm Mr.Brightside, is half full But my is half empty, gasket just blew
This always happens, thirty minutes from Gotta lay a log cabin and only I have is McDonald's bathroom In a public stall a football So every time walks in the john I get Madden ''Shady, what What? Come on, man, I'm crapping And asking me for my got damn autograph on a napkin? Oh, that's odd, I happened to run out of tissue Yeah, hand me that, on second I'd be glad then ''Thanks, dawg, Todd, a big fan'' I wiped my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and it back and him ''Todd, you're the shit'' when does all of this crap end? Can't my ass without causing an accident Puff my gas, cut my grass, take out the fucking trash someone passing through my sub harassing I'd my blessings, but I suck at math I'd rather then bass suffering from succotash But the antacid is my gas I mix my corn with my fucking Potato, so what, ho, kiss my bumpkin ass Missouri roots, what the fuck is upperclass Call lunch dinner, call dinner in a covered plastic wear up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, the fuck is that? to the core, mule, I'm a stubborn ass
Maybe why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still change that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation that me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my back on a city that me (Life's good to me so far)
They call me classless, I that, I second and third that Don't know what the fuck I doing if it weren't rap be a giant turd-sack But I blew, never back Turned forty and sag Teenagers act more mature, Jack Fuck you say to me? I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm berzerk My nerves are bad, but I love the perks my has I get to meet famous people, at her, dag Her nylons ran, her snag And I heard she drag-races, *burp* Fucking my Hanes tag You're Danica (yeah) work, skag We'd be the perfect 'Cause a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no to technology But what the is all of these buttons? You me to sit here and learn that? I gotta do to hear this new song from Luda? Be an expert at I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell with a I'm still on my manual from Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, and I melt the on my spaghetti, put in on bread Make a sandwich welch's and belch They say spray butter is bad for my health, but I think there's more white trash from the Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford welfare mentality to Keep me grounded, that's why I never take full of wealth, I Managed to dwell within parameters Still cramming the shelves full of hamburger I can't help it, this is the hand I was dealt to Creature of habit, like I'm trapped in an animal shelter With all these pet God to hell, I can't stand all these kids with their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day got little elaborate and stuck a fucking dead cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, they on my onion rings I my karma is catching up with me
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I still won't that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation that keeps me is the inspiration I need I can never turn my back on a city made me (Life's been to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all over the Not sure that means, they tell me it's good So I'm artist of the decade, I even got a I'd hang it up, but the frame is all
I'm trying to be lowkey, hopefully notices me In produce over, giant nosebleed Over stop as I mosey to the frozen aisle By the frozen yogurt this guy me Embarrassed, I just did Comerica with Show's over, I'm hiding in Kroeger groceries He just had front row seats, told me to sign poster Then insults me "wow, up didn't know you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad lost shopping at Costco Sloppy Joe's, waffles Got picking my nose, ah Look over see these two hot still up in one of my nostrils Right next to 'em stuck at the This fucking shit is forever to change I'm stuck, these are loving it rubbing it in Chuckling, couldn't do nothing, it off ''What you bumping? Trunk Muzik? better'', fucking bitch want me to flip at the label, but I won't succumb to it The pressure, they me to follow up with another one after Recovery Was so coveted, but what good is a fucking recovery if I fumble it? 'Cause drop the ball if I don't get a grip Hopping on shrubbery on you sons of Wrong subdivison to with, bitch Quit snapping fucking pictures of my I love my city, but you push me to my limit, a pity The shit I about It's like there ain't a in the sky and it's raining out Kool Aid on the couch, I'd never get it out Bitch, I got an elevator in my and a mouse, I'm living the dream
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I won't change Maybe that's why I can't Detroit the motivation that keeps me going This is the I need I can never turn my back on a that made me (Life's been to me so far)