I own a mansion, but in a house A king-size bed, but I on the couch I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is half But my tank is half empty, gasket just
This always happens, thirty minutes from Gotta lay a log and only option I have is McDonald's bathroom In a public stall dropping a So every someone walks in the john I get Madden ''Shady, what up?''- What? on, man, I'm crapping And you're asking me for my got damn on a napkin? Oh, odd, I just happened to run out of tissue Yeah, hand me that, on second I'd be glad then ''Thanks, dawg, Todd, a big fan'' I my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and threw it back and Told him ''Todd, you're the shit'' when all of this crap end? Can't park my ass without an accident Puff my gas, cut my grass, can't out the fucking trash Without passing through my sub harassing I'd count my blessings, but I at math I'd rather wallow then bass suffering succotash But the is my stomach gas I mix my with my fucking mash Potato, so what, ho, kiss my bumpkin ass Missouri Southern roots, what the is upperclass Call dinner, call dinner supper Tupperware in a plastic wear up the ass in the past, iPod, what the fuck is that? B-boy to the core, mule, I'm a ass
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I won't change Maybe why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation that keeps me is the inspiration I need I can turn my back on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)
They call me classless, I heard that, I second and that know what the fuck I would doing if it weren't rap Probably be a giant But I blew, turned back forty and still sag Teenagers act more mature, Jack you gonna say to me? I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm berzerk My nerves are bad, but I love the my work has I get to famous people, look at her, dag Her nylons ran, her snag And I she drag-races, *burp* swag Fucking my shirt tag You're Danica (yeah) work, skag be the perfect match 'Cause a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no disrespect to But what the heck is all of these You me to sit here and learn that? Fuck I do to hear this new song from Luda? Be an expert at I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica, with a Playstation I'm still on my first manual Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, stab and I the Mozzarella on my spaghetti, put in on a sandwich with welch's and belch They say this butter is bad for my health, but I think there's more white from the trailer Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford welfare helps to Keep me grounded, that's why I never take full of wealth, I Managed to dwell these parameters Still cramming the shelves of hamburger helper I can't even help it, this is the I was dealt to Creature of habit, feel I'm trapped in an animal shelter With all these pet God dammit to hell, I can't all these kids with their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got little elaborate and stuck a fucking dead cat in my Went to Burger King, they spit on my onion I think my karma is up with me
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I won't change Maybe that's why I leave Detroit It's the that keeps me going is the inspiration I need I can never turn my on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)
Got on Facebook, all over the world Not sure what that means, they me it's good So I'm artist of the decade, I even got a I'd hang it up, but the frame is all
I'm to be lowkey, hopefully nobody notices me In produce hunched over, nosebleed Over stop as I over to the frozen aisle By the frozen yogurt this guy me Embarrassed, I just did with Hova Show's over, I'm in Kroeger buying groceries He just had front row seats, told me to sign this Then insults me "wow, up close didn't know you had feet" I'm at a crossroad lost till shopping at Sloppy Joe's, buck Got picking my nose, ah Look see these two hot hoes Finger up in one of my nostrils Right next to 'em at the light This fucking is taking forever to change I'm stuck, these bitches are loving it it in Chuckling, couldn't do nothing, it off ''What you bumping? Trunk Yelawolf's better'', fucking bitch want me to flip at the label, but I won't succumb to it The pressure, they want me to follow up with another one Recovery Was so highly coveted, but good is a fucking recovery if I fumble it? 'Cause I'mma drop the ball if I don't get a Hopping on on you sons of bitches Wrong subdivison to with, bitch Quit snapping pictures of my kids I love my city, but you push me to my limit, what a The shit I about It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's out Kool Aid on the couch, I'd never get it out Bitch, I got an elevator in my Ants and a mouse, I'm living the
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I still won't Maybe that's why I can't Detroit It's the motivation keeps me going is the inspiration I need I can never turn my back on a city made me (Life's good to me so far)