I own a mansion, but in a house A bed, but I sleep on the couch I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is half But my tank is empty, gasket just blew
This always happens, thirty from home lay a log cabin and only option I have is McDonald's bathroom In a public dropping a football So every time someone walks in the john I get ''Shady, what up?''- What? Come on, man, I'm And you're asking me for my got damn on a napkin? Oh, that's odd, I just to run out of tissue Yeah, hand me that, on second thought I'd be then ''Thanks, dawg, name's Todd, a big I wiped my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and it back and Told him ''Todd, you're the shit'' when does all of this crap Can't park my ass without causing an my gas, cut my grass, can't take out the fucking trash Without someone passing through my sub I'd count my blessings, but I at math I'd rather then bass suffering from succotash But the is my stomach gas I mix my corn my fucking mash Potato, so what, ho, kiss my bumpkin ass Missouri Southern roots, the fuck is upperclass Call lunch dinner, dinner supper in a covered plastic wear up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, the fuck is that? B-boy to the core, mule, I'm a ass
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I still won't Maybe that's why I can't Detroit the motivation that keeps me going This is the I need I can turn my back on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)
They me classless, I heard that, I second and third that Don't know what the fuck I would doing if it rap Probably be a giant But I blew, never back Turned and still sag Teenagers act more mature, Jack Fuck you say to me? I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm berzerk My nerves are bad, but I love the my work has I get to meet people, look at her, dag Her nylons ran, her snag And I heard she drag-races, swag my Hanes shirt tag You're Danica Patrick (yeah) work, We'd be the perfect you're a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no disrespect to But what the heck is all of buttons? You expect me to sit and learn that? Fuck I gotta do to hear this new song Luda? Be an expert at I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell with a I'm still on my first from Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, and I melt the on my spaghetti, put in on bread Make a with welch's and belch say this spray butter is bad for my health, but I think there's more white from the trailer Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford welfare helps to me grounded, that's why I never take full advantage of wealth, I Managed to dwell these parameters Still cramming the shelves full of hamburger I even help it, this is the hand I was dealt to Creature of habit, like I'm trapped in an animal shelter With all pet peeves God dammit to hell, I can't stand all these kids their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day got little elaborate and stuck a fucking dead cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, they spit on my rings I my karma is catching up with me
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I won't change that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation keeps me going is the inspiration I need I can never turn my on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all over the Not sure what that means, tell me it's good So I'm of the decade, I even got a plaque I'd hang it up, but the frame is all
I'm trying to be lowkey, hopefully notices me In produce hunched over, nosebleed stop as I mosey over to the frozen aisle By the yogurt this guy approached me Embarrassed, I just did Comerica with Show's over, I'm in Kroeger buying groceries He had front row seats, told me to sign this poster insults me "wow, up close didn't know you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad lost shopping at Costco Sloppy Joe's, waffles Got picking my nose, ah over see these two hot hoes Finger still up in one of my Right to 'em stuck at the light fucking shit is taking forever to change I'm stuck, bitches are loving it rubbing it in Chuckling, do nothing, play it off you bumping? Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking bitch They want me to flip at the label, but I succumb to it The pressure, they want me to follow up with another one after Was so highly coveted, but what good is a recovery if I fumble it? 'Cause I'mma drop the ball if I don't get a Hopping on shrubbery on you sons of Wrong subdivison to with, bitch Quit fucking pictures of my kids I love my city, but you me to my limit, what a pity The shit I complain It's like ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out Aid stain on the couch, I'd never get it out Bitch, I got an elevator in my Ants and a mouse, I'm the dream
Maybe why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still won't that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation that me going is the inspiration I need I can turn my back on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)