Luyện nghe bài hát PAULTALK

I'd like to call somebody to the stage you know as a folk singer
But you haven't met in his other role

is a comedian with a unique point of view and commentary
And in this capacity, ladies and
welcome with me to the stage, my good friend
My compatriot, Stookey

was the sound of a golf ball
Or if a ping-pong enthusiast, that was a sound of a ping-pong ball
Except generally you'll

That's the sound of a match between a golfer and a ping-pong

I played golf today, 18 holes I golf, wooo
I did pretty good too, I think you would have been proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I like sports very much
a vast number of sports that I'm not invlved in.
There's water
In order to water ski, really you swim, right?
You're not gonna up there all the time, now
And I don't to swim, really
You know swimming is to me?
Staying alive I'm in the water.

I'll do to stay afloat
swallow Co2 cartriges

But I didn't come out here to talk about
I really, I came out here, Peter talks status
And I cannot think of one object that has more status in this country
the automobile
And it starts at a early age now, right?
I mean, now at 14, kids the car, right?
They get permits so they can drive
You get a learners permit at 15, a permit at 14
And it's, I guess it's necessary because
You lose a lot of calling up a girl and asking her
If you can peddle right over and her up, right?

don't really go for that any more
And if you back on all the times you had the automobile
Aside from a few interesting evenings
You got to that one of the nicest times of all
Was a afternoon, if you could get the car
You come down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, gonna the car, ha haaa
day for a drive, I think I'll go out
Ha haaa ha huuu

And then, and they level you with that giant killer, right?
HAVE YOU DONE YOUR

If you were fast, you'd say, mom, dad, have I my homework?
Run out the
You pick up 3 other great pretenders, 3 in the afternoon
The is now 10 oclock in the evening
The same 4 guys are in the car
Well, you wanna do?
I know, whada you wanna do?
Hey, we've been driving for 7
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, that?
go to a drive-in resturant and look at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, here they are, but they're all from our high
a minute, there's a car load over there
There's a place right next to them, go get it

Don't at 'em
Here's the conversation in the girls car you never

Here come
There are
look at 'em

Remember the time when drive-ins opened
And the girls used to out to take your order?
Now lucky you know, if you get a girl in slacks who delivers it
I understand they're even putting in conveyor belts in some drive-in
There was a time the little girls came running out in short little skirts
Remember
You in
And the little girl come running up
May I your order sir?
Yes, but I don't it's on the menu, ha ha
They don't, they don't let you flirt any now
give you a little green box with a white button on it
A little grill, right

Oh, ok, um, We'd like one cheeseburger deluxe extra
The one you have out with the little white cup
With that whatever that's in there, we'll it, whatever it is
And uh, we'd like two medium rare with everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two chocolate shakes, thick, for spoons you know THICK
And like two strawberry shakes thin
them down, or milk them down a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody here with lips and they'd like it thin
Can, you understand I mean?
Are you

Well, could you tell us what we have

And six-packs
We'll it
And you get your food order in, you got at least 40 minutes to wait
Even if it's just a cup of you got 40 minutes to wait
And you cannot get out of your car,
Remember there was a time when drive-ins first
You used to in and get out, exchange hellos, greetings
Evidentally some people were out and exchanging
Something a little heavier hellos and greetings
They have policemen there to keep you in car
You can be 47 old and drop your credit cards on the ground
Officer, that's my
I don't care who you are kid in the car
If you do get out, you gotta be very
Because the new resturants radar now
So you have to crawl on belly between the cars
You get to the side of the car

Psssst here!
I can't up, they'll spot me
Put down your

Power windows,
Whoo, is a pretty fancy car
Hey, you're a pretty broad

If you did manage to get out of the drive-in resturant being maimed
There was a sporting event taking place at the traffic
Remember, all of two characters
Mr. who drove a 4-door family sedan with black-wall tires
Automatic
Seated next to him in a 1941 gray primer Ford
With rear end 2 inches off the ground
Tomato cans for
With his back to the drivers window, his left arm over the steering wheel
His right hand onto the gearshift lever
A on lips sat THE KID

Well, Mr. Businessman has had his bands tightened, and
Those of you who are not sure what I mean
By your bands tightened
The bands are the rings in an transmission
Which actually affect the change
Uh huh, give you an example
is an automobile with tight bands

This is an automobile with loose

Well, Mr. has just had his bands tightened
And he thinks that he will show THE KID a or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched 2 fingers up over his left arm
This is the universal among teenagers for dragging
You probably recall Winston Churchill the war years
Which everyone assumed V for victory
if you'll also recall Winston Churchill smokes a cigar, right?
He to hold it in here, right?
And occationally he turn to his friends on the stage and say
Want a
See, and the picked it up
The light
The changes to amber and Mr. Businessman decides to get very daring
He the automatic transmission down into low
He puts one on the brake
Still holding the foot on the brake, in to get that extra fast start
He pulls the transmission down into low
And pushes down on the accelerator inches
The car is internally
He knows, he knows, he knows he's gonna to have another band job
He's not let THE KID show him up
The light changes to green, Mr. is off

at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 miles an hour
Looks out the and The Kids not even there
You know there?

He looks in the rear view and The Kids still back at the corner
He races anybody
He just sits there and scares the hell out of