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I'd like to call somebody to the stage that you know as a folk
But that you haven't met in his other

Paul is a comedian with a unique point of view and
And in capacity, ladies and gentlemen
welcome with me to the stage, my good friend
My compatriot, Paul

That was the sound of a golf
Or if you're a enthusiast, that was a sound of a ping-pong ball
generally you'll hear

That's the sound of a match between a golfer and a enthusiast

I played golf today, 18 I played golf, wooo
I did pretty good too, I think you would been very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I don't sports very much
a vast number of sports that I'm not invlved in.
There's skiing
In order to water ski, really you swim, right?
not gonna stay up there all the time, now
And I don't like to swim,
You what swimming is to me?
alive when I'm in the water.

I'll do to stay afloat
Even swallow Co2

But I didn't come out here to about sports
I really, I came out here, talks about status
And I cannot think of one material object has more status in this country
Than the
And it starts at a early age now, right?
I mean, now at 14, kids want the car,
They get permits so they can drive
You get a learners permit at 15, a cheaters at 14
And it's, I guess it's really because
You lose a lot of face calling up a and asking her
If you can peddle right over and pick her up,

don't really go for that any more
And if you look back on all the you had the automobile
from a few interesting saturday evenings
You got to admit that one of the times of all
Was a afternoon, if you could get the car
You come down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, gonna the car, ha haaa
Beautiful day for a drive, I I'll go out
Ha haaa haaa ha

And then, and then they level you with that killer, right?
HAVE YOU DONE YOUR

If you were fast, you'd say, mom, dad, have I done my
Run out the
You pick up 3 other pretenders, 3 oclock in the afternoon
The time is now 10 in the evening
The same 4 guys are in the car
Well, you wanna do?
I don't know, whada you do?
Hey, we've been driving for 7
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, that?
Lets go to a drive-in and look at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, here they are, but they're all our high school
Wait a minute, there's a car over there
a place right next to them, lets go get it

Don't at 'em
Here's the conversation in the girls car you heard

Here come
There are
Don't at 'em

Remember the time when drive-ins first
And the girls used to come out to your order?
Now you're lucky you know, if you get a girl in slacks who it
I understand they're even putting in belts in some drive-in resturants
There was a time when the girls came running out in short little skirts
them?
You in
And the little girl come running up
May I your order sir?
Yes, but I don't it's on the menu, ha ha
They don't, they don't let you any more now
They give you a little green box with a button on it
A little grill, right

Oh, ok, um, We'd like one cheeseburger deluxe extra
The one you have out here the little white cup
With that whatever that's in there, we'll take it, it is
And uh, we'd like two hamburgers medium rare with on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two chocolate shakes, regular thick, for spoons you know
And we'd like two shakes thin
Water them down, or milk down a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody here with chapped and they'd like it thin
Can, you understand I mean?
Are you

Well, could you tell us what we have

And six-packs
We'll it
And after you get your food in, you got at least 40 minutes to wait
Even if it's a cup of coffee you got 40 minutes to wait
And you cannot get out of your car,
Remember was a time when drive-ins first opened
You used to pull in and get out, exchange hellos,
Evidentally some people were getting out and
Something a little than hellos and greetings
They policemen there to keep you in your car
You can be 47 years old and drop your credit cards on the
Officer, that's my
I don't who you are kid back in the car
If you do get out, you gotta be careful
Because the new have radar now
So you have to crawl on your belly the cars
You get to the side of the car

Psssst here!
I can't come up, they'll me
Put down window

Power windows,
Whoo, is a pretty fancy car
Hey, you're a pretty broad

If you did to get out of the drive-in resturant without being maimed
There was a sporting taking place at the traffic light
Remember, all of two characters
Mr. who drove a 4-door family sedan with black-wall tires
transmission
Seated next to him in a 1941 gray coated Ford
With it's rear end 2 off the ground
Tomato for mufflers
With his back to the drivers window, his arm draped over the steering wheel
His hand gripped onto the gearshift lever
A on lips sat THE KID

Well, Mr. Businessman has had his bands tightened, and
Those of you who are not quite sure I mean
By having your bands
The are the rings in an automatic transmission
Which actually affect the gear
Uh huh, I'll give you an
This is an automobile tight bands

This is an automobile with bands

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his tightened
And he thinks that he show THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has these 2 fingers up over his left arm
This is the universal signlanguage teenagers for dragging
You probably recall Churchill during the war years
Which everyone meant V for victory
Actually if you'll also recall Winston Churchill a cigar, right?
He used to hold it in here,
And occationally he would turn to his on the stage and say
a drag?
See, and the kids it up
The light
The light changes to amber and Mr. Businessman decides to get daring
He pulls the automatic down into low
He puts one foot on the
Still the foot on the brake, in order to get that extra fast start
He pulls the automatic transmission down low
And pushes down on the five inches
The car is internally
He knows, he knows, he knows he's gonna have to another band job
He's not let THE KID show him up
The light to green, Mr. Businessman is off

Looks at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 miles an
out the window and The Kids not even there
You know there?

He in the rear view mirror and The Kids still back at the corner
He never anybody
He just sits there and scares the hell out of