Luyện nghe bài hát PAULTALK

I'd like to call somebody to the stage that you as a folk singer
But that you haven't met in his other

Paul is a comedian a unique point of view and commentary
And in capacity, ladies and gentlemen
Please with me to the stage, my good friend
My compatriot, Stookey

That was the sound of a ball
Or if you're a ping-pong enthusiast, that was a of a ping-pong ball
Except generally hear

That's the sound of a match between a golfer and a ping-pong

I played today, 18 holes I played golf, wooo
I did pretty good too, I think you would have been proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I don't like very much
There's a vast number of sports I'm not invlved in.
water skiing
In order to water ski, you should swim, right?
not gonna stay up there all the time, now
And I don't to swim, really
You know what is to me?
Staying when I'm in the water.

I'll do anything to stay
Even swallow Co2

But I didn't out here to talk about sports
I really, I out here, Peter talks about status
And I cannot think of one material object has more status in this country
Than the
And it starts at a early age now, right?
I mean, now at 14, kids the car, right?
They get cheaters permits so can drive
You get a permit at 15, a cheaters permit at 14
And it's, I guess it's necessary because
You lose a lot of face calling up a and asking her
If you can peddle right over and her up, right?

They don't go for that any more
And if you back on all the times you had the automobile
Aside from a few saturday evenings
You got to admit that one of the times of all
Was a afternoon, if you could get the car
You come down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, take the car, ha haaa
Beautiful day for a drive, I think go out
Ha haaa ha huuu

And then, and then level you with that giant killer, right?
HAVE YOU DONE HOMEWORK?

If you were fast, you'd say, mom, dad, have I my homework?
Run out the
You pick up 3 other great pretenders, 3 in the afternoon
The is now 10 oclock in the evening
The 4 guys are in the same car
Well, whata you do?
I don't know, you wanna do?
Hey, we've driving for 7 hours
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, that?
go to a drive-in resturant and look at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, here they are, but all from our high school
Wait a minute, there's a car over there
There's a place next to them, lets go get it

Don't at 'em
the conversation in the girls car you never heard

Here they
There are
look at 'em

Remember the time when drive-ins first
And the girls used to come out to your order?
Now lucky you know, if you get a girl in slacks who delivers it
I they're even putting in conveyor belts in some drive-in resturants
was a time when the little girls came running out in short little skirts
Remember
You in
And the little girl would come up
May I take order sir?
Yes, but I believe it's on the menu, ha ha
They don't, don't let you flirt any more now
They give you a little green box a white button on it
A speaker grill, right

Oh, ok, um, We'd like one cheeseburger special extra
The one you have out here with the white cup
With that whatever in there, we'll take it, whatever it is
And uh, we'd like two medium rare with everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two shakes, regular thick, for spoons you know THICK
And like two strawberry shakes thin
Water them down, or them down a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody with chapped lips and they'd like it thin
Can, you understand what I
Are you

Well, you tell us what we have please?

And four
We'll it
And after you get your food order in, you got at 40 minutes to wait
Even if it's just a cup of coffee you got 40 to wait
And you cannot get out of your car,
Remember was a time when drive-ins first opened
You to pull in and get out, exchange hellos, greetings
Evidentally some people were out and exchanging
Something a little heavier than hellos and
They have policemen there to keep you in car
You can be 47 years old and your credit cards on the ground
Officer, my wallet
I care who you are kid back in the car
If you do get out, you be very careful
Because the new resturants radar now
So you have to crawl on your belly between the
You get to the side of the car

Psssst here!
I can't come up, spot me
Put down your

windows, huh?
Whoo, is a pretty fancy car
Hey, you're a pretty fancy

If you did manage to get out of the drive-in resturant without being
There was a event taking place at the traffic light
Remember, all of two characters
Mr. Businessman who drove a 4-door family sedan black-wall tires
transmission
Seated next to him in a 1941 gray primer coated
it's rear end 2 inches off the ground
Tomato for mufflers
With his back to the window, his left arm draped over the steering wheel
His right hand gripped the gearshift lever
A sneer on sat THE KID

Well, Mr. has just had his bands tightened, and
of you who are not quite sure what I mean
By your bands tightened
The bands are the in an automatic transmission
Which actually the gear change
Uh huh, I'll you an example
This is an automobile tight bands

is an automobile with loose bands

Well, Mr. Businessman has had his bands tightened
And he that he will show THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched 2 fingers up over his left arm
This is the universal signlanguage teenagers for dragging
You probably recall Churchill during the war years
everyone assumed meant V for victory
Actually if you'll also Winston Churchill smokes a cigar, right?
He used to it in here, right?
And he would turn to his friends on the stage and say
Want a
See, and the kids it up
The changes
The light changes to amber and Mr. Businessman to get very daring
He the automatic transmission down into low
He one foot on the brake
holding the foot on the brake, in order to get that extra fast start
He pulls the automatic transmission into low
And down on the accelerator five inches
The car is hemorraging
He knows, he knows, he knows he's have to have another band job
He's not let THE KID show him up
The changes to green, Mr. Businessman is off

Looks at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 an hour
Looks out the and The Kids not even there
You know what's

He in the rear view mirror and The Kids still back at the corner
He races anybody
He just sits and scares the hell out of them