Luyện nghe bài hát PAULTALK

I'd like to call somebody to the stage that you know as a folk
But that you haven't met in his other

Paul is a comedian with a unique point of view and
And in this capacity, and gentlemen
Please welcome with me to the stage, my good
My compatriot, Stookey

That was the sound of a ball
Or if you're a ping-pong enthusiast, that was a sound of a ping-pong
Except generally you'll

That's the sound of a match between a golfer and a ping-pong

I played golf today, 18 I played golf, wooo
I did pretty good too, I think you have been very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I don't like sports very
There's a number of sports that I'm not invlved in.
water skiing
In to water ski, really you should swim, right?
not gonna stay up there all the time, now
And I don't like to swim,
You what swimming is to me?
Staying when I'm in the water.

I'll do anything to stay
Even Co2 cartriges

But I didn't come out to talk about sports
I really, I came out here, Peter about status
And I cannot think of one material object that has more status in this
Than the
And it starts at a very age now, right?
I mean, now at 14, kids want the car,
They get permits so they can drive
You get a learners permit at 15, a permit at 14
And it's, I it's really necessary because
You lose a lot of face up a girl and asking her
If you can right over and pick her up, right?

They don't really go for any more
And if you look back on all the times you had the
Aside a few interesting saturday evenings
You got to that one of the nicest times of all
Was a afternoon, if you could get the car
You down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, gonna the car, ha haaa
Beautiful day for a drive, I think go out
Ha haaa ha huuu

And then, and then they level you with that killer, right?
HAVE YOU DONE HOMEWORK?

If you were fast, say, mom, dad, have I done my homework?
Run out the
You pick up 3 other great pretenders, 3 in the afternoon
The time is now 10 oclock in the
The same 4 guys are in the car
Well, whata you do?
I don't know, you wanna do?
Hey, we've driving for 7 hours
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, that?
Lets go to a drive-in resturant and at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, here they are, but they're all from our school
Wait a minute, there's a car load over
There's a place right to them, lets go get it

look at 'em
Here's the conversation in the girls car you never

Here they
they are
Don't at 'em

Remember the when drive-ins first opened
And the girls used to come out to your order?
Now lucky you know, if you get a girl in slacks who delivers it
I understand they're even putting in belts in some drive-in resturants
There was a when the little girls came running out in short little skirts
them?
You in
And the girl would come running up
May I take order sir?
Yes, but I don't it's on the menu, ha ha
They don't, they don't let you flirt any now
give you a little green box with a white button on it
A speaker grill, right

Oh, ok, um, We'd one cheeseburger deluxe special extra
The one you have out here the little white cup
With that whatever that's in there, we'll take it, it is
And uh, we'd like two hamburgers medium rare with on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two chocolate shakes, regular thick, for spoons you know
And we'd like two strawberry shakes
Water them down, or them down a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody here with chapped lips and like it thin
Can, you what I mean?
Are you

Well, could you tell us what we have

And six-packs
take it
And after you get your food order in, you got at least 40 minutes to
Even if it's just a cup of you got 40 minutes to wait
And you cannot get out of your car,
Remember there was a time when first opened
You used to pull in and get out, hellos, greetings
Evidentally some were getting out and exchanging
Something a heavier than hellos and greetings
They have policemen there to keep you in car
You can be 47 years old and drop your cards on the ground
Officer, my wallet
I care who you are kid back in the car
If you do get out, you gotta be careful
Because the new have radar now
So you have to crawl on your belly between the
You get over to the of the car

Psssst here!
I come up, they'll spot me
Put down your

Power windows,
Whoo, this is a fancy car
Hey, you're a fancy broad

If you did to get out of the drive-in resturant without being maimed
There was a sporting event place at the traffic light
Remember, with all of two
Mr. Businessman who drove a 4-door family sedan with tires
Automatic
Seated to him in a 1941 gray primer coated Ford
With it's rear end 2 off the ground
Tomato for mufflers
With his back to the drivers window, his left arm draped over the wheel
His right hand gripped onto the lever
A sneer on sat THE KID

Well, Mr. Businessman has had his bands tightened, and
Those of you who are not quite sure I mean
By having your tightened
The bands are the rings in an transmission
actually affect the gear change
Uh huh, I'll you an example
This is an automobile with bands

This is an automobile loose bands

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his bands
And he thinks that he will THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched these 2 up over his left arm
is the universal signlanguage among teenagers for dragging
You probably recall Churchill during the war years
Which everyone meant V for victory
Actually if you'll also recall Churchill smokes a cigar, right?
He to hold it in here, right?
And occationally he would turn to his friends on the and say
a drag?
See, and the kids it up
The changes
The light changes to amber and Mr. Businessman decides to get daring
He pulls the automatic transmission into low
He one foot on the brake
Still the foot on the brake, in order to get that extra fast start
He pulls the automatic transmission into low
And pushes down on the five inches
The car is hemorraging
He knows, he knows, he knows he's gonna to have another band job
not gonna let THE KID show him up
The light changes to green, Mr. is off

at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 miles an hour
Looks out the window and The Kids not even
You what's there?

He looks in the rear view mirror and The Kids still at the corner
He never anybody
He just sits there and scares the out of them