I was sittin' in Friday's on a glass of wine When in walked a chick who almost me blind Had wet eyes and her legs were long and fine On a of one to ten, I'd give her a nine.
Now on my scale ain't no ten's, you know Nine is as far as any chick can go So I flashed her a smile, but she didn't look at me So for brains and good judgement, I'd her a three.
I said, "Hey sweet thing, you look like a eight You and me could, uh! make eighteen, if your on straight." She looked up and down my perfect And said these that burned into my perfect brain.
She said, well, one of those macho-matician men Kind who grade all women on of one to ten And, you give me an eight, well, that's a generous to do Now, let's see, just how much I give you.
She said you comin' on to me with that numbers jive Your style makes me smile, I give it a you walked up I noticed that suit of (yores) It's last year's frayed-cuffs, give it a four.
must be your car parked out on the curb That sixty-nine homemade convertible, a and a third Now, as for build, I guess (yore) less than five Except, for your pot belly, I'd give a ten for size.
That wine you're might be fine to you But I'm used to fine champagne, I it a two It's hard to tell what your smile is worth I it a six, you could use some dental work.
But, It's your struttin' rooster act really makes me laugh It may be a ten to these country hens, but to me a and a half And really ain't much to add once the subtractin's done Since there no zeroes, I give you a one!.
She walked out, while up and the line The whole bar was laughin', Bare, what happened to your nine says I, hell soon as she started to talk I knew She didn't have no class, I barely her a two.
Yeah! No how good they look at first flaws in all of them That's why on a of ten to one, friend ain't no ten.