I was sittin' in Friday's on a glass of wine When in walked a chick who almost me blind Had wet eyes and her legs were long and fine On a of one to ten, I'd give her a nine.
Now on my scale there ain't no ten's, you Nine is about as far as any can go So I her a smile, but she didn't even look at me So for and good judgement, I'd give her a three.
I said, "Hey sweet thing, you look like a possible You and me could, uh! make eighteen, if head's on straight." She looked up and down my frame And said these words that burned my perfect brain.
She said, well, another one of macho-matician men Kind who all women on scales of one to ten And, you me an eight, well, that's a generous thing to do Now, let's just see, just how I give you.
She said you comin' on to me with that phony numbers Your style makes me smile, I give it a When you up I noticed that suit of (yores) last year's double-knit frayed-cuffs, give it a four.
That be your car parked out on the curb That homemade convertible, a three and a third Now, as for your build, I guess (yore) less than Except, for pot belly, I'd give that a ten for size.
That wine pourin' might be fine to you But I'm to fine champagne, I give it a two It's hard to what your flashin' smile is worth I give it a six, you use some dental work.
But, your struttin' rooster act that really makes me laugh It may be a ten to these country hens, but to me a three and a And there really ain't much to add once the subtractin's there ain't no zeroes, I give you a one!.
She walked out, while up and down the The whole bar was laughin', said' Bare, happened to your nine Nine says I, hell soon as she to talk I knew She didn't have no class, I barely her a two.
Yeah! No how good they look at first There's in all of them why on a scale of ten to one, friend There no ten.