I was sittin' in Friday's on a glass of wine When in walked a chick who almost struck me Had wet blue and her legs were long and fine On a of one to ten, I'd give her a nine.
Now on my scale there ain't no ten's, you is about as far as any chick can go So I her a smile, but she didn't even look at me So for and good judgement, I'd give her a three.
I said, "Hey sweet thing, you look like a eight You and me could, uh! make eighteen, if head's on straight." She looked up and down my perfect And said words that burned into my perfect brain.
She said, well, another one of macho-matician men Kind who grade all women on of one to ten And, you me an eight, well, that's a generous thing to do Now, let's just see, just how much I you.
She said you comin' on to me with that phony numbers Your makes me smile, I give it a five When you walked up I noticed that of (yores) It's last double-knit frayed-cuffs, give it a four.
That must be your car parked out on the That sixty-nine homemade convertible, a three and a Now, as for your build, I guess (yore) less than Except, for pot belly, I'd give that a ten for size.
That wine you're might be fine to you But I'm to fine champagne, I give it a two hard to tell what your flashin' smile is worth I give it a six, you use some dental work.
But, your struttin' rooster act that really makes me laugh It may be a ten to country hens, but to me a three and a half And there ain't much to add once the subtractin's done Since ain't no zeroes, I give you a one!.
She walked out, up and down the line The whole bar was laughin', Bare, what happened to your nine Nine says I, hell soon as she started to I knew She didn't have no class, I gave her a two.
Yeah! No how good they look at first There's flaws in all of That's why on a of ten to one, friend There no ten.