Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I your attention please
May I your attention please
Will the real slim please stand up?
I repeat, will the real slim shady please up?
Were gonna a problem here...
1}
Yall act like you never seen a white person
Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the
Started whoopin her ass worst than
first were dirvorced sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, your
He didnt say what I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dres dead hes locked in my (haha)
women loved eminem
Chicka chicka chicka shady Im sick of him
at him walking around grabing his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who (yea but hes so though)
Yeah I probably got a couple of up in my head loose
But no worse whats going on in your parents bedrooms
I wanna get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom to hump a dead moose
"my bum is on lips my bum is on your lips
And if Im u might just give it a little kiss"
And the messege we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to what a womens *vagina* is
Of course gonna know what intercourse is
By the time hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery channel they?
We nothing but mammals, well some of us cannibals
Who *rip* other people open like
But if we can hump dead and antelopes
Then theres no that a man and another man cant elope (ughh)
But if you feel I feel I got the antadoite
wave your pantyhose, sing the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im shady
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim shadys are imitating
So wont the real shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, stand up
Cause Im slim
Yes Im the shady
All you other shadys are just imitating
So wont the real shady...
stand up, please stand up, please stand up
2}
Will smith dont gotta cuss in his raps to sell
Well I do, so him and *f---* you too
You think I give a about a grammy?
Half of you critics cant even me, let alone stand me
(but what if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
Why? so you guys can just lie to get me
So you can sit me here next to spears
S--- aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to carson and fred durst
And hear them over who she gave *head* to first
Little *bitch* put me on on mtv
(yea hes but I think hes married to kim, hehe)
I download a audio on mp3
And the whole world how you gave eminem *head* (scream)
Im sick of you golden boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I sent in here to destroy you
And theres a million of us just me
Who like me
Who just dont a *f---* like me
Who dress me
Walk, and act like me
It just be the next best thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a to listen to
Cause Im only you
Things you about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in of yall
And I dont got to be false or sugar it at all
I get on the mic and spit it
Wheather you to admit it
Im than 90% of you rappers out there
Then you wanna outkin kids like these like
Its funny cuz the rate Im going Im 30
Ill be the only person in the nursing flirting
Pinching nurses asses when Im jerkin Im jerking
But this bag of viagra isnt working
And every person is a slim shady lurkin
He could be workin at burger king spitten on your rings
in the parking lot circling
Screaming I dont give a
With his down and system up
So will the shady, please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each up
And to be proud to out of mind and out of control
And one more time, loud as you can, how it go?
Ha ha
Guess theres a shady in all of us
Fuck it, all stand up