May I have your attention May I have your attention Will the slim shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real slim shady stand up? Were gonna have a here... 1} Yall act like you never a white person before Jaws all on the like pam like tommy just burst in the door whoopin her ass worst than before They first were dirvorced her old furniture (scream) Its the of the "awww wait, no way, your He didnt just say I think he did, did he? " And dr dre said... you idiots dr dres dead hes locked in my basement (haha) Feminist women eminem Chicka chicka slim shady Im sick of him Look at him around grabing his you-know-what Flippin the (yea but hes so cute though) Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head But no than whats going on in your parents bedrooms I wanna get on tv and let loose, But cant, but its cool for tom to hump a dead moose "my bum is on your lips my bum is on your And if Im u might just give it a little kiss" And thats the messege we deliver to little And expect them not to know what a *vagina* is Of course theyre gonna what intercourse is By the time hit 4th grade, They got the discovery channel they? We nothing but mammals, well some of us cannibals Who *rip* other people open like But if we can hump dead animals and Then theres no reason that a man and man cant elope (ughh) But if you like I feel I got the antadoite Women your pantyhose, sing the And it gooooesss ain) Im slim Yes Im the real All you slim shadys are just imitating So the real slim shady... stand up, please stand up, please stand up Cause Im shady Yes Im the shady All you other slim are just imitating So the real slim shady... Please up, please stand up, please stand up 2} Will smith dont gotta cuss in his to sell records Well I do, so him and *f---* you too You I give a damn about a grammy? Half of you cant even stomach me, let alone stand me (but what if u win wouldnt it be weird?) Why? so you guys can lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to spears S--- christina aguilera better me chairs So I can sit next to carson daily and durst And hear them argue over who she *head* to first Little *bitch* put me on on mtv (yea hes but I think hes married to kim, hehe) I should download a on mp3 And show the whole how you gave eminem *head* (scream) Im sick of you little golden boy groups all you do is me So I been sent in here to you And theres a million of us just me Who cuss me Who dont give a *f---* like me Who like me Walk, and act like me It just be the next best thing But not me ain) 3} Im like a headtrip to to Cause Im only you Things you joke about with your inside your living room The difference is I got the balls to say it in front of yall And I dont got to be false or coat it at all I just get on the mic and it Wheather you to admit it Im than 90% of you rappers out there Then you outkin kids like these albums like Its funny cuz the Im going when Im 30 Ill be the only person in the nursing flirting Pinching nurses asses Im *hard* jerkin Im jerking But whole bag of viagra isnt working And every single is a slim shady lurkin He could be at burger king spitten on your onion rings Were in the lot circling Screaming I give a *f---* With his windows and system up So will the real shady, please up And put one of fingers on each hand up And to be to out of your mind and out of control And one time, loud as you can, how does it go? Ha ha Guess theres a shady in all of us it, lets all stand up