Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have attention please
May I have your please
Will the real slim shady stand up?
I repeat, will the real shady please stand up?
gonna have a problem here...
1}
Yall act like you seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy burst in the door
Started whoopin her ass worst than
They first dirvorced sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, your
He didnt say what I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dres dead hes locked in my (haha)
women loved eminem
Chicka chicka chicka slim Im sick of him
at him walking around grabing his you-know-what
Flippin the (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head
But no worse whats going on in your parents bedrooms
I wanna get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its for tom green to hump a dead moose
"my bum is on lips my bum is on your lips
And if Im lucky u just give it a little kiss"
And thats the messege we to little kids
And expect them not to know a womens *vagina* is
Of theyre gonna know what intercourse is
By the they hit 4th grade,
They got the channel dont they?
We aint nothing but mammals, well of us cannibals
Who other people open like canolopes
But if we can dead animals and antelopes
Then theres no that a man and another man cant elope (ughh)
But if you like I feel I got the antadoite
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the And it
ain)
Im shady
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim shadys are just
So wont the real shady...
Please stand up, stand up, please stand up
Im slim shady
Yes Im the real
All you other slim are just imitating
So the real slim shady...
stand up, please stand up, please stand up
2}
Will dont gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
I do, so *f---* him and *f---* you too
You think I a damn about a grammy?
Half of you cant even stomach me, let alone stand me
(but what if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
so you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here to britney spears
S--- christina aguilera better me chairs
So I can sit next to carson and fred durst
And them argue over who she gave *head* to first
*bitch* put me on blast on mtv
(yea hes but I think hes married to kim, hehe)
I download a audio on mp3
And the whole world how you gave eminem *head* (scream)
Im of you little golden boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I been in here to destroy you
And a million of us just like me
Who cuss me
Who just dont a *f---* like me
Who like me
Walk, and act like me
It just might be the next best
But not me
ain)
3}
Im a headtrip to listen to
Cause Im only you
Things you about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the to say it in front of yall
And I dont got to be or sugar coat it at all
I just get on the mic and it
you like to admit it
Im better 90% of you rappers out there
Then you wanna outkin like these albums like
Its cuz the rate Im going when Im 30
Ill be the only in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when Im jerkin Im jerking
But this whole bag of isnt working
And every single person is a slim shady
He be workin at burger king spitten on your onion rings
Were in the lot circling
Screaming I dont give a
his windows down and system up
So the real shady, please stand up
And put one of those on each hand up
And to be proud to out of your mind and out of
And one more time, as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
Guess theres a slim in all of us
Fuck it, all stand up