Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have your please
May I have attention please
Will the real slim shady please up?
I repeat, will the real slim shady stand up?
Were have a problem here...
1}
Yall act like you never a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like pam tommy just burst in the door
whoopin her ass worst than before
They first were dirvorced her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, kidding
He just say what I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dead hes locked in my basement (haha)
women loved eminem
Chicka chicka chicka slim shady Im of him
Look at him around grabing his you-know-what
the you-know-who (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than whats on in your parents bedrooms
Sometimes I get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom green to hump a dead
"my bum is on your my bum is on your lips
And if Im lucky u just give it a little kiss"
And thats the we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to what a womens *vagina* is
Of course theyre gonna know what is
By the time hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery dont they?
We aint nothing but mammals, some of us cannibals
Who *rip* other people open canolopes
But if we can hump dead animals and
Then theres no reason that a man and another man elope (ughh)
But if you feel like I feel I got the
Women wave pantyhose, sing the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im shady
Yes Im the real
All you other shadys are just imitating
So wont the slim shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, stand up
Cause Im slim
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim shadys are just
So wont the real shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, please up
2}
Will smith dont gotta cuss in his to sell records
Well I do, so him and *f---* you too
You think I give a about a grammy?
Half of you cant even stomach me, let alone stand me
(but what if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
Why? so you guys can just lie to get me
So you can sit me here next to spears
S--- aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to carson daily and durst
And hear them argue over who she gave *head* to
Little put me on blast on mtv
(yea hes cute but I hes married to kim, hehe)
I should download a on mp3
And the whole world how you gave eminem *head* (scream)
Im sick of you little boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I been in here to destroy you
And theres a million of us like me
Who cuss me
Who just dont a *f---* like me
Who dress me
Walk, and act like me
It just might be the next thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im a headtrip to listen to
Im only giving you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your living
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in of yall
And I got to be false or sugar coat it at all
I get on the mic and spit it
you like to admit it
Im better than 90% of you out there
Then you wanna kids like these albums like
Its funny cuz the rate Im going Im 30
Ill be the person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when Im *hard* jerkin Im
But this whole bag of viagra isnt
And every single is a slim shady lurkin
He could be workin at burger king spitten on your rings
Were in the lot circling
Screaming I dont a *f---*
With his down and system up
So will the shady, please stand up
And put one of those fingers on hand up
And to be proud to out of your and out of control
And one more time, as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
Guess a slim shady in all of us
Fuck it, all stand up