Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have your please
May I have your please
Will the real slim shady please up?
I repeat, will the slim shady please stand up?
Were gonna have a here...
1}
Yall act like you never a white person before
Jaws all on the like pam like tommy just burst in the door
Started whoopin her ass worst before
They first were dirvorced sold her old (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, your
He didnt just say what I he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dead hes locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist loved eminem
Chicka chicka chicka slim Im sick of him
Look at him walking around his you-know-what
Flippin the (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head
But no worse than going on in your parents bedrooms
Sometimes I get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom green to hump a moose
"my bum is on your my bum is on your lips
And if Im lucky u just give it a little kiss"
And the messege we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know a womens *vagina* is
Of theyre gonna know what intercourse is
By the they hit 4th grade,
They got the channel dont they?
We aint nothing but mammals, well of us cannibals
Who *rip* other open like canolopes
But if we can dead animals and antelopes
Then no reason that a man and another man cant elope (ughh)
But if you feel I feel I got the antadoite
wave your pantyhose, sing the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im slim
Yes Im the real
All you other slim shadys are just
So wont the real shady...
Please up, please stand up, please stand up
Im slim shady
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim shadys are just
So wont the real shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, please up
2}
Will smith dont cuss in his raps to sell records
I do, so *f---* him and *f---* you too
You I give a damn about a grammy?
Half of you critics cant even me, let alone stand me
(but slim if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
so you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to spears
S--- aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to carson daily and durst
And hear argue over who she gave *head* to first
*bitch* put me on blast on mtv
(yea hes but I think hes married to kim, hehe)
I should a audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave *head* (scream)
Im sick of you little boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I been sent in here to you
And theres a million of us just me
Who cuss me
Who just give a *f---* like me
Who like me
Walk, talk and act me
It just might be the next thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a to listen to
Cause Im only you
you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in of yall
And I got to be false or sugar coat it at all
I get on the mic and spit it
Wheather you to admit it
Im better 90% of you rappers out there
Then you wanna kids like these albums like
Its funny cuz the rate Im when Im 30
Ill be the only in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when Im *hard* Im jerking
But whole bag of viagra isnt working
And every person is a slim shady lurkin
He could be workin at burger king spitten on your onion
in the parking lot circling
Screaming I dont give a
With his windows and system up
So will the real shady, please up
And put one of fingers on each hand up
And to be proud to out of your mind and out of
And one more time, as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
Guess a slim shady in all of us
Fuck it, all stand up