Luyện nghe bài hát Crazy Rap

Wait a minute, man, hey, check this out, it
It was blind man, right?
Man, this out it was this blind man, right?
He was feelin' his way the street with this stick, right?
Hey, he walked past this fish market, you know what I'm

He stopped, he took a breath, he said
Woo, good morning ladies, you like shit, man?
Hey, man, I got a gang of that shit, man, I tell you
My man on the guitar, fool on the

Everybody crowd around the mic
I'll tell you all mutha-fuckin' jokes
But first, start it off like this
Hey, help me it, homeboy

45 and two Zig Zags, baby, that's all we need
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana we can take our turns
Singing dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell flyin' Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac de Ville
If my tapes and my CD's don't sell, I bet my caddy will

Well, it was just sundown in a small town
They call it East Side Dale
When the Afroman walked the white land
Houses up for sale
Well, I was standin' on the sellin' rap CD's
When I met a little girl Jan

I let her ride in my Caddy I didn't know
Her daddy was the of the Klu Klux Klan
We fucked on the bed, on the flo'
so long, I grew a fuckin' afro
Then I fucked to the left, fucked to the
She sucked my till the shit turned white

I thought to myself, Sheba,
Got my ass lookin' a zebra
I on my clothes and I was on my way
Until her daddy up in a Chevrolet
I ran, I jumped out the window
But her daddy, he was with a 2 x 4

Oh, he beat me to the left, he me to the right
The mutha-fucker whooped my ass all
But I mad at her prejudiced dad
That's the best pussy I ever had
I got a bag of and a bottle of wine
I'm a fuck that bitch just one time

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed
And as the marijuana we can take our turns
them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell from here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and
high as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac De Ville
If my tapes and my CD's just don't sell, I bet my will

I met this lady in Hollywood, she had hair
But damn she looked
I her to my house, 'cause she was fine
But she whipped out a dick that was bigger mine
I met this lady from Japan, never made with an African

I her once, I fucked her twice
I ate that like shrimp fried rice
Don't be at the stories I tell ya
I met a woman in the heart of
Had a big and big titties, too
So I hopped in her ass like a

See, I met this lady Hawaii
it in her ass, and she said, Aie
Lips was breakfast, pussy was
Then her busted open with Hawaiian Punch
Met Sander's wife in the state of Kentucky

She said, I'll fry some chicken if you fuck me
I came in her mouth it was a
I gave her my blend of herbs and spices

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the park dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana we can take our turns
Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the
Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
Hey, a minute man, check this out

I met Dolly in Tennessee
Her titties were with Hennessey
That country nearly drove me crazy
But I rode that ass and said, Yes, Daisy
Met this in Oklahoma put that pussy in a coma
Met this lady in Michigan, I can't wait till I fuck that again

Met a black girl in South Carolina
her till she turned into a white albino
Fucked this in Iowa, I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this girl, down in Georgia, came in her
Man, I thought I ya

Met this sexy ho
She just ran the border of Mexico
young thing, said her name's Maria
I wrapped her up just a Hot Tortilla
I get married, but I can't afford it
I know I'ma cry when she gets

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can take our
Singing them dirty rap stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, tapes from here to Hong Kong

Have you ever over to a girl's house to fuck
But the just ain't no good?
(Say what?)
And then you're getting' 'cause you can't get her wet
you in the wrong neighborhood?

So you try to play it off and eat the
But it her so long to come
(Say what?)
a dude walks in, that's her big boyfriend
And he asks you where you
(Where you from, man?)

So you wipe your mouth, and you try to
(I bang)
You talkin' real fast
But already mad, 'cause you fuckin' his wife
So he starts on your ass

Now clothes all muddy, your nose all bloody
Your dick was but now it's soft
(What?)
You thought you had a girl to your world
Now you still gotta go off

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park dark, smoke that tumbleweed

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the park after dark, that tumbleweed
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