Luyện nghe bài hát Crazy Rap

Wait a minute, man, hey, check this out, it
It was this man, right?
Man, check this out it was this man, right?
He was feelin' his way down the street with this stick,
Hey, he past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'?

He stopped, he a deep breath, he said
Woo, good morning ladies, you like shit, man?
Hey, man, I got a gang of that shit, man, I you what
My man on the guitar, fool on the

Everybody just crowd the mic
I'll you all these mutha-fuckin' jokes
But first, I'ma start it off like
Hey, me sing it, homeboy

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby, all we need
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can our turns
them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton
So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de
If my tapes and my CD's don't sell, I bet my caddy will

Well, it was just sundown in a small white
They call it East Palm Dale
When the Afroman walked through the white
went up for sale
Well, I was standin' on the corner rap CD's
When I met a little named Jan

I let her ride in my 'cause I didn't know
Her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klux
We fucked on the bed, fucked on the
Fucked so long, I grew a fuckin'
Then I to the left, fucked to the right
She sucked my till the shit turned white

I thought to myself, Sheba,
Got my ass like a zebra
I on my clothes and I was on my way
her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
I ran, I jumped out the back
But her daddy, he was with a 2 x 4

Oh, he beat me to the left, he me to the right
The whooped my ass all night
But I ain't mad at her dad
the best damn pussy I ever had
I got a bag of and a bottle of wine
I'm a that bitch just one more time

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby all we need
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana we can take our turns
Singing them rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup De
If my tapes and my CD's just sell, I bet my caddy will

I met this in Hollywood, she had green hair
But she looked good
I her to my house, 'cause she was fine
But she out a dick that was bigger than mine
I met this lady from Japan, never made with an African

I fucked her once, I fucked her
I ate that pussy shrimp fried rice
Don't be amazed at the I tell ya
I met a woman in the heart of
Had a big and big titties, too
So I hopped in her ass like a

See, I met this lady from
it in her ass, and she said, Aie
Lips was breakfast, pussy was
Then her titties busted with Hawaiian Punch
Met Colonel Sander's wife in the state of

She said, fry some chicken if you just fuck me
I came in her mouth it was a
I gave her my secret blend of and spices

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can our turns
them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, tapes from here to Hong Kong
Hey, wait a man, check this out

I met Dolly in Tennessee
Her titties were with Hennessey
That music nearly drove me crazy
But I that ass and said, Yes, Miss Daisy
Met this lady in put that pussy in a coma
Met this lady in Michigan, I wait till I fuck that bitch again

Met a real black girl in South
Fucked her till she turned a white albino
Fucked hooker in Iowa, I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this girl, down in Georgia, in her mouth
Man, I thought I ya

Met this beautiful ho
She just ran 'cross the of Mexico
Fine young thing, said her name's
I wrapped her up just a Hot Tortilla
I get married, but I can't afford it
I I'ma cry when she gets deported

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the park after dark, that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can our turns
Singing them dirty rap stop and hit the bong
Like and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

Have you ever went over to a girl's to fuck
But the just ain't no good?
(Say what?)
And then you're getting' upset 'cause you get her wet
you in the wrong neighborhood?

So you try to play it off and eat the
But it takes her so long to
(Say what?)
Then a walks in, that's her big boyfriend
And he you where you from?
(Where you from, man?)

So you your mouth, and you try to explain
(I bang)
You talkin' real fast
But he's already mad, you fuckin' his wife
So he beatin' on your ass

Now your clothes all muddy, your nose all
dick was hard but now it's soft
(What?)
You thought you had a girl to your world
Now you gotta go jack off

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby all we need
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the park dark, smoke that tumbleweed
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