Luyện nghe bài hát Crazy Rap

Wait a minute, man, hey, check out, tell it
It was this man, right?
Man, check out it was this blind man, right?
He was his way down the street with this stick, right?
Hey, he walked past this market, you know what I'm sayin'?

He stopped, he took a breath, he said
Woo, good ladies, you like that shit, man?
Hey, man, I got a gang of that shit, man, I tell you
My man on the guitar, on the drums

just crowd around the mic
I'll tell you all mutha-fuckin' jokes
But first, start it off like this
Hey, me sing it, homeboy

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby, that's all we
We can go to the park after dark, that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can take our
Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the '83 Coup de Ville
If my tapes and my just don't sell, I bet my caddy will

Well, it was just in a small white town
They call it Side Palm Dale
When the Afroman walked the white land
Houses went up for
Well, I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap
When I met a little girl Jan

I let her ride in my Caddy 'cause I know
Her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klan
We on the bed, fucked on the flo'
Fucked so long, I grew a fuckin'
Then I to the left, fucked to the right
She my dick till the shit turned white

I to myself, Sheba, Sheba
Got my ass lookin' a zebra
I pulled on my and I was on my way
Until her pulled up in a Chevrolet
I ran, I jumped out the window
But her daddy, he was with a 2 x 4

Oh, he me to the left, he beat me to the right
The mutha-fucker whooped my ass all
But I mad at her prejudiced dad
That's the best pussy I ever had
I got a bag of weed and a bottle of
I'm a fuck that just one more time

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed
And as the burns we can take our turns
Singing them dirty rap songs and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the and stems
Feelin' high as hell flyin' Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac De Ville
If my tapes and my CD's don't sell, I bet my caddy will

I met lady in Hollywood, she had green hair
But damn she good
I took her to my house, 'cause she was
But she whipped out a dick was bigger than mine
I met this lady Japan, never made love with an African

I fucked her once, I fucked her
I ate that pussy shrimp fried rice
Don't be amazed at the stories I ya
I met a woman in the heart of
Had a big and big titties, too
So I hopped in her ass like a

See, I met lady from Hawaii
it in her ass, and she said, Aie
Lips was breakfast, pussy was
her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch
Met Colonel Sander's wife in the of Kentucky

She said, I'll fry some chicken if you fuck me
I came in her mouth it was a
I gave her my blend of herbs and spices

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can our turns
Singing them rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
Hey, a minute man, check this out

I met Dolly Parton in
Her titties filled with Hennessey
That country nearly drove me crazy
But I rode that ass and said, Yes, Miss
Met this lady in put that pussy in a coma
Met lady in Michigan, I can't wait till I fuck that bitch again

Met a real black girl in Carolina
Fucked her till she turned into a albino
Fucked hooker in Iowa, I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
this girl, down in Georgia, came in her mouth
Man, I I told ya

Met this beautiful ho
She just ran 'cross the border of
Fine young thing, said her name's
I wrapped her up like a Hot Tortilla
I wanna get married, but I can't it
I I'ma cry when she gets deported

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that
And as the marijuana burns we can take our
Singing them dirty rap stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell from here to Hong Kong

Have you ever went over to a girl's house to
But the pussy just no good?
(Say what?)
And then you're getting' 'cause you can't get her wet
Plus you in the wrong

So you try to play it off and eat the
But it takes her so long to
(Say what?)
a dude walks in, that's her big boyfriend
And he you where you from?
(Where you from, man?)

So you wipe mouth, and you try to explain
(I bang)
You start talkin' real
But already mad, 'cause you fuckin' his wife
So he starts on your ass

Now your clothes all muddy, nose all bloody
Your was hard but now it's soft
(What?)
You thought you had a to rock your world
Now you gotta go jack off

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
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