Luyện nghe bài hát Colt 45

Wait a man
Hey check this out man it
It was this blind man right, it was this blind man
He was feelin' his way down the street with a right, hey
He walked past this fish market, you what I'm sayin'
He stopped he a deep breath he said
Snfffffff, woooo morning ladies, ha
You like shit man
Hey man Ive got a gang of shit man
Hey tell you what
We'll all have a good
We'll pull on the
And hey, hey if try on the mike I'll tell you all these motherfuckin' jokes I got
First I'm gonna off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy

Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby all we need
We can go to the park, dark
Smoke tumbleweed
As the burn we can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap
Stop and hit the bong like and chong
And sell tapes from here to Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the and stems
Feeling high as hell flyin' Palmdale
on Dayton rims
So roll, roll, the '83 coupe Deville
If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my cabby

Well it was just sundown in white town
They call it east side
When the Afroman walked through the white
Houses up for sale
I was standing on the corner sellin' rap CDs
When I met a little girl Jan
I let her ride in my
Because I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux
We on the bed
Fucked on the
Fucked so long I grew a fuckin'
Then I to the left (left)
Fucked to the (right)
She sucked my dick 'til the shit turned
Thought to sheeba-sheeba
Got my ass lookin' a zebra
I put on my and I was on my way
Until her pulled up in a Chevrolet
And so I ran I jumped out the window
But her daddy he was with a two-by-four
He me to the left
He beat me to the
The motherfucker whooped my ass all
But I mad at her prejudice dad
That's the best damn I ever had
Got a bag of weed and a bottle of
I'm gonna that bitch just one more time

I met this in Hollywood
She had hair but damn she looked good
I took her to my house she was fine
But she whipped out a dick that was bigger mine

I met lady from Japan
Never made love with an
I fucked her once, her twice
I ate that like shrimp-fried rice

Don't be at the stories I tell ya (tell ya)
I met a woman in the heart of
Had a big butt and big too
So I hopped in her ass Kangaroo

See I met this from Hawaii
Stuck it in her ass and she "aiee"
Lips was breakfast, pussy was
Then her titties busted open Hawaiian punch

I met colonel sanders in the state of Kentucky
Said fry some chicken if you'd just fuck me
I in her mouth, it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and

colt 45 and two zigzags baby that's all we need
We can go to the park, dark
Smoke tumbleweed
As the marijuana we can take our turn
Singin' them rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like and chong (hey wait a minute)
And tapes from here to Hong Kong

I met Dolly in Tennessee
Her were filled with Hennessey
That country music drove me crazy
But I that ass and said yes miss daisy
Met this in Oklahoma
Put pussy in a coma
Met this in Michigan
I can't wait 'til I fuck that again
Met a black girl down in south Carolina
Fucked her until she turned into a white
Fucked this in Iowa
I her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this down in Georgia
Came in her mouth, man I I told ya
Met this sexy hoe
She just ran across the of Mexico
Fine young said her names Maria
I wrapped her up just a hot tortilla
I wanna get married but I cant it
I know I'm gonna cry when she get

Said colt 45 and two baby thats all we need
We can go to the park, dark,
Smoke that
As the marijuana burn we can our turn
Singin' them dirty rap
Stop and hit the bong like cheech and
(hey wait a minute man, hey that shit)
And sell tapes from here to Kong

Have you went over a girls house to fuck
But the pussy just no good
I mean you gettin' upset you cant get her wet
Plus you in the wrong
So you try to play it off and eat the
But it her so long to cum
Then a dude walk in her big boyfriend
And he asks you where you
So you wipe your and you try to explain
You start talkin' fast
But he already mad cause you fuckin' his
So he beatin' on yo' ass
Now clothes all muddy
Your all bloody
Your dick was hard but now it's
You thought you had a girl to rock your
Now you gotta go jack off.