Luyện nghe bài hát Colt 45

Wait a man
Hey this out man tell it
It was this blind man right, it was this blind man
He was feelin' his way down the with a stick right, hey
He past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'
He stopped he took a deep he said
Snfffffff, woooo morning ladies, ha
You like that man
Hey man Ive got a of that shit man
Hey tell you what
We'll all a good time
We'll pull on the
And hey, hey if everybody try on the mike I'll tell you all these jokes I got
First I'm start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy

Said colt 45 and two baby that's all we need
We can go to the park, after
Smoke that
As the marijuana burn we can take our
Singin' them dirty rap
Stop and hit the bong like cheech and
And sell from here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
high as hell flyin' through Palmdale
Skatin' on rims
So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Deville
If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my will

Well it was just sundown in white town
They call it east Palmdale
the Afroman walked through the white land
Houses went up for
Well I was on the corner sellin' rap CDs
When I met a little girl Jan
I let her in my caddy
Because I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klan
We on the bed
Fucked on the
Fucked so I grew a fuckin' afro
I fucked to the left (left)
Fucked to the (right)
She sucked my dick the shit turned white
Thought to sheeba-sheeba
Got my ass lookin' a zebra
I put on my and I was on my way
Until her daddy up in a Chevrolet
And so I ran I jumped out the back
But her daddy he was waitin' a two-by-four
He beat me to the
He me to the right
The motherfucker whooped my ass all
But I ain't mad at her dad
That's the best damn I ever had
Got a bag of and a bottle of wine
I'm fuck that bitch just one more time

I met lady in Hollywood
She had green hair but damn she looked
I her to my house because she was fine
But she whipped out a that was bigger than mine

I met this lady from
made love with an African
I fucked her once, fucked her
I ate that pussy shrimp-fried rice

Don't be amazed at the stories I ya (tell ya)
I met a woman in the heart of
Had a big butt and big too
So I in her ass like Kangaroo

See I met woman from Hawaii
it in her ass and she said "aiee"
Lips was breakfast, was lunch
Then her busted open with Hawaiian punch

I met colonel sanders wife in the of Kentucky
I'll fry some chicken if you'd just fuck me
I came in her mouth, it was a
I gave her my secret of herbs and spices

Said colt 45 and two zigzags that's all we need
We can go to the park, dark
Smoke that
As the marijuana burn we can take our
Singin' dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like cheech and (hey wait a minute)
And sell tapes from to Hong Kong

I met Parton in Tennessee
Her titties were with Hennessey
That country music really me crazy
But I rode that ass and said yes miss
Met lady in Oklahoma
Put pussy in a coma
Met this in Michigan
I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch
Met a real black down in south Carolina
her until she turned into a white Albina
Fucked this in Iowa
I her on credit, so I owe her
this girl down in Georgia
Came in her mouth, man I I told ya
Met beautiful sexy hoe
She just ran across the border of
Fine young thing said her names
I wrapped her up like a hot tortilla
I wanna get married but I afford it
I know I'm cry when she get deported

colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
We can go to the park, dark,
Smoke tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can take our
Singin' dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong cheech and chong
(hey wait a minute man, hey that shit)
And sell from here to Hong Kong

Have you ever went over a house to fuck
But the just ain't no good
I you gettin' upset because you cant get her wet
you in the wrong neighborhood
So you try to it off and eat the pussy
But it her so long to cum
Then a walk in that's her big boyfriend
And he asks you where you
So you wipe mouth and you try to explain
You talkin' real fast
But he already mad cause you fuckin' his
So he beatin' on yo' ass
Now clothes all muddy
nose all bloody
Your dick was hard but now soft
You thought you had a girl to your world
Now you still go jack off.