Luyện nghe bài hát Colt 45

Wait a man
Hey check this out man it
It was this man right, it was this blind man right
He was feelin' his way down the street with a right, hey
He walked past fish market, you know what I'm sayin'
He he took a deep breath he said
Snfffffff, good morning ladies, ha
You like that man
Hey man Ive got a gang of shit man
Hey tell you what
We'll all a good time
pull on the drug
And hey, hey if everybody try on the mike I'll tell you all these jokes I got
First I'm start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy

Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby all we need
We can go to the park, after
that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can our turn
Singin' them rap songs
Stop and hit the bong cheech and chong
And sell tapes from to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feeling high as flyin' through Palmdale
Skatin' on Dayton
So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac coupe
If my tapes and my CDs just sell, I bet my cabby will

Well it was just sundown in small town
They call it east Palmdale
When the Afroman walked the white land
went up for sale
Well I was standing on the corner rap CDs
When I met a little named Jan
I let her ride in my
Because I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux
We on the bed
Fucked on the
Fucked so long I a fuckin' afro
I fucked to the left (left)
Fucked to the (right)
She sucked my dick the shit turned white
to myself sheeba-sheeba
Got my ass lookin' a zebra
I put on my and I was on my way
her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
And so I ran I jumped out the window
But her daddy he was waitin' a two-by-four
He beat me to the
He me to the right
The whooped my ass all night
But I mad at her prejudice dad
That's the damn pussy I ever had
Got a bag of and a bottle of wine
I'm fuck that bitch just one more time

I met this in Hollywood
She had green hair but damn she good
I took her to my because she was fine
But she whipped out a dick was bigger than mine

I met this lady from
Never made with an African
I her once, fucked her twice
I ate that like shrimp-fried rice

Don't be amazed at the stories I ya (tell ya)
I met a woman in the of Australia
Had a big butt and big too
So I hopped in her ass Kangaroo

See I met this woman Hawaii
Stuck it in her ass and she "aiee"
was breakfast, pussy was lunch
Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian

I met sanders wife in the state of Kentucky
Said I'll fry some chicken if you'd just me
I in her mouth, it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and

Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby that's all we
We can go to the park, dark
that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can our turn
Singin' them rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong (hey a minute)
And sell from here to Hong Kong

I met Dolly in Tennessee
Her titties were filled with
That country music really drove me
But I rode that ass and said yes daisy
Met this lady in
Put that in a coma
Met lady in Michigan
I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch
Met a real black down in south Carolina
her until she turned into a white Albina
Fucked hooker in Iowa
I her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this down in Georgia
Came in her mouth, man I thought I ya
Met this sexy hoe
She just ran the border of Mexico
Fine young thing her names Maria
I wrapped her up just like a hot
I get married but I cant afford it
I I'm gonna cry when she get deported

Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we
We can go to the park, dark,
Smoke that
As the marijuana burn we can our turn
Singin' them dirty rap
Stop and hit the bong like cheech and
(hey wait a minute man, hey fuck shit)
And tapes from here to Hong Kong

Have you ever over a girls house to fuck
But the just ain't no good
I mean you gettin' upset you cant get her wet
Plus you in the neighborhood
So you try to it off and eat the pussy
But it take her so to cum
a dude walk in that's her big boyfriend
And he asks you you from
So you your mouth and you try to explain
You start real fast
But he already mad you fuckin' his woman
So he start on yo' ass
Now your all muddy
Your all bloody
Your dick was but now it's soft
You thought you had a girl to rock world
Now you gotta go jack off.