Eminem Has a full of chainsaws Marshall Mathers, Eminem, the rapper, Who can say for Perhaps a lobotomy would be the answer If can operate on this distorted brain and put it to good use Society will reap a great
I walk like a space cadet, place your bets Who's likely to become a serial killer? Case of Fuck, fuck, fuck! take the stress I a mess as the day progresses and take it out on the neighbors hedges Like this is how I'll cut your face up With these hedge scissors with razor edges dangerous, it's the only way to escape this mess And make the best of situation, I guess 'Cause I feel like a little bitch, predicament's despicable I'm sick of just getting pushed, ridiculous I like a freaking wuss, a pussy This kid took my stick of licorice And threw my sticker books in a bush I kick his tush, but I was six and shook This fucker was 12 and was 6 foot, a vicious hook He hit me, I fell, I got back up, all I did was book, now using your head
Mama said 'If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous A you'd be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And be a pain in the anus (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to escape this Mama said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous it pays to be brainless
Fast forward some years A teenager, this is a fun, I just got jumped twice in one week, complete It's usually once a month, this is some feat I've They've stomped me the mud gee for what reason, you stumped me But how do you get the shit beat out of you, be down and be When you don't have no-thing, no shot at life To make it or succeed 'Cause doomed from the start like you grew up on drug street, from jump street But if I had just kept my up my ass I accomplish any task trash talking in a trance Locked in my room yeah but I got some mama These damn rhymes are Out of my pants pocket I can't it And I'm starting to blend in more, school this shit helps for I'm getting more self assured I've ever been before no one picks on me anymore, I done put a stop to that Threw my first punch, end of Still in my a vacant, empty void Been using it as a bin for storage Take some inventory and as gorge as a engine door hinge syringe an orange an extension cord and a Ninja sword Not to mention four lynch pins and a stringent ironing board a bench a wrench or winch and a tangent whore Everything but a brain, but dome's off the chain Like an independent store, something's with my head Just think if I had a brain in it, thank God I don't Cause I'd probably be cause mama always said
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain you'd be dangerous' (Mama be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a and be famous And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to escape insaneness Mama said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous it pays to be brainless
Now my mum "womp womp womp" I'm not that smart but I'm not dumb I was on a bottom of the pile stomped But somehow, I out on top
I told you one day, I said they'd have red carpet rolled out, yo I'm nice, yo, it I'm out cold Now everywhere I go, scream out 'Go' I'm bout to house, yo I'm Lysol, now I'm household Outsold the outs, freak the hell out Middle America, hear them out In terror they so scared, and those kids about, belted out Whatever spout that it out Of my smartaleck mouth, it was so Inappropriate, so be it, I see it one day when the smoke clears, it won't be as Motherfuckin' difficult, ch'yea, til Hopefully you little homos get over fears and grow beards It's to be scared straight, they said I provoke queers Til emotions evoke tears, my whole careers a stroke of sheer Smoke and mirrors, tactical, jokes, yeah You motherfuckin' Insert here Who the fuck would've that one little lone MC would be able to take the whole culture and re-upholstery it And boy they did Can't believe this little hick This hip hop shit in his pocket and the shit got That trash traffic and gridlock Shit happened like a six from a Kid Rock Insane Clown Posse in mid Oc-tober And got forbid I see a wizard and get a in my titanium cranium dog Cause I turn into the unabomber always said
'If you had a brain, you'd be A brain you'd be dangerous' (Mama be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a and be famous And be a pain in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my head as a Find a way to this insaneness Mama always 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it pays to be
Insaneness ain't even a you stupid fuck is ain't