Eminem Has a full of chainsaws Marshall Mathers, Eminem, the rapper, Who can say for Perhaps a frontal lobotomy be the answer If can operate on this distorted brain and put it to good use Society reap a great benefit
I walk like a space cadet, place your bets Who's to become a serial killer? Case of tourettes Fuck, fuck, fuck! take the stress I make a mess as the day Angry and take it out on the neighbors Like this is how I'll cut your up bitches With these hedge trimming scissors razor edges Imagination's dangerous, the only way to escape this mess And make the of this situation, I guess 'Cause I feel like a little bitch, this despicable I'm sick of getting pushed, it's ridiculous I like a freaking wuss, a pussy This kid just took my stick of And threw my sticker books in a bush I kick his tush, but I was six and shook This fucker was 12 and was 6 foot, with a hook He hit me, I fell, I got back up, all I did was book, now there's using head
Mama always said 'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain you'd be dangerous' (Mama be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And be a pain in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my head as a Find a way to escape insaneness Mama said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it to be brainless
Fast forward some later A teenager, this is a fun, I just got twice in one week, it's complete It's usually once a month, this is some I've accomplished They've stomped me into the mud gee for reason, you stumped me But how do you get the beat out of you, be down and be upbeat you don't have no-thing, no valid shot at life Chance To make it or 'Cause you're doomed the start It's like you grew up on drug street, jump street But if I had just my head up my ass I accomplish any task Practicing trash talking in a Locked in my room yeah but I got some plans damn rhymes are falling Out of my pants pocket I stop it And I'm starting to blend in more, school shit helps for sure I'm getting more self assured I've ever been before Plus no one picks on me anymore, I done put a to that my first punch, end of story Still in my skulls a vacant, void using it more as a bin for storage Take some inventory and as gorge as a Ford engine door hinge syringe an orange an cord and a Ninja sword Not to mention four lynch pins and a stringent stored ironing board a bench a wrench or and a tangent whore but a brain, but dome's off the fucking chain Like an independent store, wrong with my head think if I had a brain in it, thank God that I don't Cause I'd probably be Dahmer cause mama always
'If you had a brain, you'd be A you'd be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a and be famous And I'mma be a in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my head as a Find a way to this insaneness Mama said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous it pays to be brainless
Now my mum "womp womp womp" Cause I'm not smart but I'm not dumb I was on a of the pile getting stomped But somehow, I out on top
I told you one day, I said they'd that red carpet rolled out, yo I'm nice, yo, fuck it I'm out Now I go, they scream out 'Go' I'm bout to house, yo I'm Lysol, now I'm household Outsold the outs, freak the hell out Middle America, hear them out In terror they so scared, and those kids about, belted out Whatever spout it fell out Of my smartaleck mouth, it was so Inappropriate, so be it, I see it Maybe one day when the smoke clears, it be as Motherfuckin' difficult, ch'yea, til Hopefully you little homos get over your and grow beards It's to be scared straight, they said I provoke queers Til emotions tears, my whole careers a stroke of sheer genius and mirrors, tactical, practical jokes, yeah You Insert insult here Who the fuck would've thunk that one lone MC would be able to take the whole culture and re-upholstery it And boy they did Can't this little hick locked hip hop shit in his pocket and still the shit got That white trash traffic and Shit happened like a six from a Kid Rock Clown Posse Concert in mid Oc-tober And got forbid I see a wizard and get a in my titanium cranium dog Cause I turn into the unabomber mama always
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain you'd be (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a name and be And be a pain in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my head as a Find a way to escape this Mama always 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it pays to be
Insaneness ain't even a you stupid fuck is ain't