Oh I'm back in the full effect / I can't even hold myself erect / I got that i Wanna say / I'm gonna say it anyway / I know you think that I've lost it, / I know You that my star is fading / used to be a contender / now you're just a pretender / Psychic karaoke every weekend / you don't fit those anymore / why don't you take Them back to the charity store / while you're there you could hand yourself in / You're into issues - start recycling / you hide behind your woman when you're out in Your town / show her up and blame her for you down / holding you down, holding you Down / you're the only one who's holding you down / you're only ever polite when Out of your box / short for... sucker / sucker of... / oh, oh / la na na na / oh, Oh / of... / oh, oh / la na na na / oh, oh / when I got up today I had that feeling Again / everything was ok, then the world started / now I'm trying to sleep it / oh but I can't sleep it away / can you answer this question, can you answer it Right: / have you ever done anything good in life? / have you ever done anything that Wasn't just for / are you capable of giving? / are you capable of giving just For the sake of it, without anything in return? / I'm only trying to give you What you've come to expect / just song 'bout single mothers and sex / single and sex, single mothers and sex / just another song 'bout single mothers and sex / Ok, you've it before, it's nothing special / but it's a living, can't you see / i'm A / oh, oh / la na na na / oh, oh / I'm a professional / oh, oh / la na na na / oh, oh / sleep on my darling / sleep on, don't wake as I / I've been rehearsing This scene so long now / don't interrupt me as I do it for real / the floor is Treacherous / a teacup could be disastrous / 'cos it'll mean I would to say / what Was written on the letter I yesterday / so that it would get here / when I was gone / and you awoke / oh, she'll me from the train / and she'll never know a thing / About how I talk with my mouth / and only bath once a week / how I'm nicer the first Time you meet me than the next / and I'm losing interest in sex / yeah, i'm Rapidly losing in sex / what's the point in making it over-emotional? / you can Do it the hard way / or you can be a / oh, oh / la na na na / oh, oh / I'm a Professional / oh, oh / la na na na / oh, oh / on my darling / sleep on my love / Sleep on my darling / sleep on my love / on my darling / sleep on my love / sleep on My darling / on my love