My gone cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning clouds up my window And I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray, Put your picture on my It me, that it's not so bad, not so bad
My tea's cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain up my window And I see at all And even if I could all be gray, Put your on my wall It reminds me, that not so bad, not so bad
Dear Slim, I wrote you but ain't callin' I left my cell, my pager, and my home at the bottom I sent two letters back in autumn, you must got 'em There probably was a problem at the post or somethin' Sometimes I scribble too sloppy when I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, been up? Man how's your daughter? My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a call I'm a name her I read about your Uncle too I'm sorry I had a friend kill himself some bitch who didn't want him I know you probably hear everyday, but I'm your biggest fan I even got the underground shit that you did with I got a room full of your posters and your man I like the you did with Rawkus too, that shit was fat Anyways, I you get this man, hit me back, Just to chat, truly yours, your fan This is
Dear Slim, you ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't fans If you didn't wanna talk to me outside concert You have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew That's my little man, he's only six years old We waited in the blistering for you, For hours and you just said, "No." pretty shitty man, you're like his fuckin' idol He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more I do I that mad though, I just don't like bein' lied to Remember we met in Denver, you said if I'd write you you would write back, See I'm just you in a way I never knew my neither, He used to cheat on my mom and beat her I can relate to what you're in your songs So when I have a shitty day, I drift and put 'em on 'Cause I don't really got shit else so shit helps when I'm depressed I even got a tattoo of your name across the Sometimes I even cut to see how much it bleeds like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me See you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk you 24/7 But she know you like I know you Slim, no one does She don't know what it was like for people us growin' up, you gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan ever lose Sincerely yours, Stan, P.S. we be together too
My tea's gone I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my And I see at all And even if I could all be gray, Put your on my wall It me, that it's not so bad, not so bad
Dear "I'm Too Good To Call Or Write My Fans", This will be the last package I send your ass It's been six and still no word, I don't deserve it? I know you got my last two letters, I the addresses on 'em perfect So is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it I'm in the car right now, I'm 90 on the freeway Hey Slim, I drank a of vodka, You dare me to You know the song by Collins, "In the Air of the Night" that guy who could a saved that other guy from drowning But didn't, then saw it all, then at a a show he found him? That's how this is, you could a rescued me from drowning Now too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm drowsy And all I wanted was a letter or a call I hope you know I ripped all of your off the wall I love you Slim, we coulda been together, about it You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream it And you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it I hope your conscience at you and you can't breathe without me See Slim, shut up bitch! I'm to talk! Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screamin' in the But I didn't her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you 'Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and she'll die too Well, gotta go, I'm at the bridge now Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send shit out?
Dear Stan, I meant to write you but I just been busy You said your girlfriend's now, how far along is she? Look, I'm really flattered you call your daughter that And here's an autograph for brother, I wrote it on the cap I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I of missed you Don't think I did that intentionally just to diss you But what's this shit you about you like to cut your wrists too? I say that just clownin' dog, come on, how fucked up is you? You got some Stan, I think you need some counseling To help your ass from bouncing off the when you get down some And what's this shit about us to be together? That type of shit will make me not want us to each other I think you and your girlfriend need each other Or maybe you just to treat her better I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin' fine If you relax a little, I'm I inspire you but Stan Why are you so mad? Try to understand, I do want you as a fan I just don't want you to do crazy shit I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago made me sick Some dude was drunk and drove his car a bridge And had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant his kid And in the car found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to Come to think about, his was, it was you Damn!