My tea's cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my And I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray, Put your picture on my It reminds me, it's not so bad, not so bad
My gone cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning clouds up my window And I see at all And even if I it'll all be gray, Put your picture on my It reminds me, that not so bad, not so bad
Dear Slim, I wrote you but still ain't I my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom I sent two letters in autumn, you must not-a got 'em probably was a problem at the post office or somethin' Sometimes I scribble too sloppy when I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, been up? Man how's your daughter? My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm to be a father If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a her? I'm a her Bonnie I read your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry I had a friend kill over some bitch who didn't want him I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your fan I even got the underground shit that you did with I got a room full of posters and your pictures man I like the shit you did with too, that shit was fat Anyways, I you get this man, hit me back, Just to chat, truly yours, biggest fan This is
Dear Slim, you still ain't or wrote, I hope you have a chance I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't fans If you didn't talk to me outside your concert You didn't have to, but you coulda signed an for Matthew That's my brother man, he's only six years old We waited in the blistering for you, For hours and you just said, "No." That's pretty shitty man, you're his fuckin' idol He wants to be like you man, he likes you more than I do I that mad though, I just don't like bein' lied to Remember when we met in Denver, you said if I'd write you you would back, See I'm like you in a way I never knew my neither, He used to always cheat on my mom and her I can relate to what you're saying in songs So when I have a day, I drift away and put 'em on 'Cause I really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed I even got a tattoo of name across the chest I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a rush for me See everything you say is real, and I you cause you tell it My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you But she don't know you like I know you Slim, no one She don't know what it was like for like us growin' up, you gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever Sincerely yours, Stan, P.S. we should be too
My tea's gone I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my And I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray, Put picture on my wall It me, that it's not so bad, not so bad
Dear Mister "I'm Too Good To Call Or My Fans", This will be the package I ever send your ass It's been six months and no word, I don't deserve it? I you got my last two letters, I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect So this is my cassette I'm you, I hope you hear it I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the Hey Slim, I a fifth of vodka, You dare me to You the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night" About that guy who could a saved that other guy drowning But didn't, Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him? That's kinda how this is, you could a me from drowning Now it's too late, I'm on a downers now, I'm drowsy And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a I you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall I you Slim, we coulda been together, think about it You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream it And when you dream I you can't sleep and you scream about it I hope your conscience eats at you and you breathe without me See Slim, up bitch! I'm tryin' to talk! Hey Slim, my girlfriend screamin' in the trunk But I didn't slit her throat, I tied her up, see I ain't like you 'Cause if she she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the now Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to this shit out?
Dear Stan, I meant to you sooner but I just been busy You said girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she? Look, I'm flattered you would call your daughter that And here's an autograph for brother, I it on the Starter cap I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I of missed you Don't think I did that shit just to diss you But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists I say that just clownin' dog, come on, how fucked up is you? You got issues Stan, I think you need some counseling To help your ass bouncing off the walls when you get down some And what's this shit about us to be together? That type of shit will me not want us to meet each other I really think you and your girlfriend need each Or you just need to treat her better I you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin' fine If you a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan Why are you so Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan I just don't you to do some crazy shit I this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick Some dude was drunk and his car over a bridge And had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant his kid And in the car they a tape, but they didn't say who it was to Come to think about, his was, it was you Damn!