(Dolly Parton)
Eve you wicked woman, you done put curse on me Why didn't you just leave that apple in the tree You us hate our husbands, our lovers and our boss Why I can't even count the good friends I've lost of PMS blues, PMS blues I don't even myself, but it's something I can't help I got God almighty, slap somebody PMS blues Most times I'm going, some say I'm good as gold But when I'm PMS I tell ya, I turn and cold Those not afflicted it are affected just the same You poor old men have to grin and say "I feel your pain" PMS blues, PMS You know you must forgive us for we care not we do I got those stop crying, dishes flying PMS blues
But you know we can't it We don't even know the But as soon as this part's over, comes the menopause Oh, Lord, Oh, We're to always be a heap of fun the devil taking over my body, suffering, suffering, suffering Everybody's suffering,
But a woman had to write this song, a man would be to Lest he be called a or just fall victim to PMS blues You know we'd kill for less than PMS You don't want to my path Cause a pitbull ain't no For these teeth a clenchin', retention a swellin', can't stop yellin' Got no patience, I'm so PMS blues, syndrome Got those moods a swingin', tears a fits me when it hits me Rantin', ravin', PMS
It's the only in my life I ever think about wishing I'd been a man But you know that only one thing If I'd been a man, I'd be somewhere right this very minute With some old cranky, naggin', raggin' hateful With those old PMS PMS I don't want to talk about it, we both do without it Got treat your kids bad, don't you talk back ballistic, unrealistic Awful lowdown, to be around PMS