(Dolly Parton)
Eve you wicked woman, you done put curse on me Why didn't you just that apple hangin' in the tree You make us hate our husbands, our lovers and our Why I can't even count the good friends I've lost Cause of PMS blues, PMS I don't like myself, but it's something I can't help I got those God almighty, slap PMS blues Most I'm easy going, some say I'm good as gold But when I'm PMS I tell ya, I mean and cold Those not afflicted it are affected just the same You poor old men have to grin and say "I feel your pain" PMS blues, PMS You you must forgive us for we care not what we do I got can't stop crying, dishes flying PMS blues
But you we can't help it We don't know the cause But as soon as this part's over, comes the menopause Oh, Lord, Oh, We're going to be a heap of fun Like the devil taking my body, suffering, suffering, suffering Everybody's suffering,
But a woman had to write this song, a man be scared to Lest he be called a or just fall victim to Those PMS You know we'd kill for than that PMS You don't want to cross my Cause a pitbull no match For these teeth a clenchin', retention a swellin', can't stop yellin' Got no patience, I'm so PMS blues, syndrome Got those moods a swingin', a slingin' Nothin' me when it hits me Rantin', ravin', PMS
It's the only time in my life I ever about wishing I'd been a man But you know that only one thing If I'd have been a man, I'd be somewhere right very minute With old cranky, naggin', raggin' hateful woman With those old PMS PMS I don't want to about it, we both could do without it Got those treat your kids bad, don't you back Gone ballistic, lowdown, bitch to be around PMS