Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, alright, yo, yo Yo, yo, alright, I'm gonna lay the first we go now
My mom loved Valium and lots of That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm her Because my mom loved Valium and lots of That's why I'm on I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom, my mom I know you're probably little tired of 'bout my mom Oh ho, whoa, ho, but this is just a story of when I was a shorty And how I hooked on Valium
was in everything', food that I ate The water that I drank, fucking' in my plate She sprinkled just enough of it to my steak So I have at least three stomach aches
Now tell me what of mother would want to see her Son up to be an under-a-fuckin'-chiever? My teacher didn't think I was gonna be either "What the you stickin' gum up under the fuckin' seat for?"
"Mrs. Mathers, your son has been ether Either that or the motherfucker's puffin' reefer" But all this and puffin' wasn't what it was either It was neither, I was but it wasn't what she thought
Pee in a tea cup? Bitch, you ain't my keeper, I'm What the you keep on fuckin' with me for? Slut, you need to leave me the fuck alone, I ain't Go you a white crayon and color a fuckin' zebra
My mom loved and lots of drugs That's why I am I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and of drugs why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
"Wait a minute, ain't dinner, this is paint thinner" "You ate it yesterday, I hear no complaints did I? Now here's a plate of pain killers Now just wait till I crush the Valium and put it in potatoes"
"You little motherfucker, make you sit there And that retarded fuckin' face without even tastin' it You better lick the plate, you ain't wastin' it Put your in it before I throw you in the basement again"
"And I ain't givin' in, you're just sit there in one fuckin' place Spinnin' again till Thanksgivin' And if you ain't finished it, I use the same shit again Then when I spinach dip, it will be placed in the shit"
"You little shit, wanna sit and play innocent A fell and hit me at K-Mart and they witnessed it Child support, your father, he ain't sent us And so what if he did that, it's none of dang business, kid"
My mom, no one else quite like my mom I know I should let bygones be bygones But she's the reason why I am high I'm high on
'Cause my mom loved Valium and lots of That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm her Because my mom Valium and lots of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on I'm my mom
My mom loved Now all I am is a party I am I am but I'm strong to the finish Wit' me Valium But my buzz only last two minutes
But I wanna swallow it without you in it I can't write a rhyme without you in it My Valium, my
Man, I never thought I could ever be a drug addict Nah, that, I can't have it happen to me But that's what has ended up happenin', a tragedy passin' it up, catchin' me
And it's where I got acquainted with the taste, ain't it? are the bomb, mom. Beautiful! She killed the fuckin' dog with the medicine she fed it Feed it a fuckin' and say that it has a headache
"Here, want a snack, you hungry, you fuckin' Look at that, it's a Xanax, it and take a nap Eat it," "But I don't need it," "Well, fuck it then it up Take a little piece and beat it before you Nathan up"
"All right, Ma, you win, I feel like arguin' do it, pop and gobble it and start wobblin'" Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, drip then I in bed With a bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger
My mom loved Valium and of drugs That's why I am like I am I'm like her Because my mom Valium and lots of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on I'm my mom
My mom, I'm just her My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my
Sorry Mom, I still you though Dr. Dre, 2010, hey, this shit is hella hard, Yo, take us on outta