You know I just get it Last year I was This year I'm sellin Now everybody wants to come around like I owe em Heh, the fuck you want from me, ten dollars? Get the out of here
You see I'm, just Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a guy, I don't know why all the about me (fuss about me) Nobody ever gave a before, all they did was doubt me (did was me) Now everybody wanna run they and try to take shots at me (take at me)
Yo, you see me joggin, you might see me walkin You might see me walkin a dead dog with it's head chopped off in the park with a spiked hollerin at him the son of a bitch won't quit barkin (grrrr, ARF ARF) Or out a window, with a cocked shotgun Drivin up the block in the car that they shot in for Big's killers, dressed in ridiculous blue and red like I see what the big deal is Double barrel twelve gauge than Chris Wallace Pissed off, cause Biggie and 'Pac missed all this Watchin all these cheap imitations get off 'em and get dollars that shoulda been there's like switched wallets And all this Crist' poppin and wristwatches I had to sit and just watch and just get nauseous and walk around with an empty bottle of Remi startin shit like 26-year-old skinny Cartman ("God damnit!") I'm anti-Backstreet and Martin with instincts to kill N'Sync, don't get me These fuckin brats sing and Britney's garbage What's this retarded? Gimme back my sixteen dollars All I see is sissies in magazines Whatever happened to whylin out and violent? Whatever happened to a good-ol' fashioned ass-whoopin and gettin your shoes coat and your hat tooken? New on the Block, sucked a lot of dick groups make me sick And I can't wait 'til I all you faggots in public love it.. (hahaha) Vanilla Ice don't me (uh-uh) Said some shit in Vibe to me (yup) Then went and dyed his hair like me (hehe) A bunch of little kids wanna just like me and run around screamin, "I care, just bite me" (nah nah) I think I was put to annoy the world and destroy your 4-year-old boy or girl Plus I was put here to put fear in faggots who Faygo Root Beer and call themselves "Clowns" cause they queer and Silent Gay Claimin Detroit, when y'all live twenty away (fuckin punks) And I don't wrestle, knock you fuckin faggots the fuck out Ask 'em about the club they was at when snuck out after ducked out the back when they saw us and bugged out (AHHH!) down and got paintballs shot at they truck, blaow! Look at y'all your mouth again you ain't seen a fuckin Mile Road, South of 10 And I need help, from D-12, to beat up two females in make-up, who may try to scratch me with Lee "Slim Anus," you damn right, Anus I don't get fucked in mine you two little flaming faggots!
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Cause I'm, Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm not a guy, I'll knock you out if you talk about me (you talk me) and see me on the streets alone if you doubt me (assholes doubt me) And if you run your mouth come take your best shot at me (your best shot at me)
Is it because you me that y'all expect so much of me? You little bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy Now because of this blonde mop on top and this fucked up head that I've got, gone pop? The underground spunned around and did a 360 Now these diss me and act like some big sissies "Oh, he did some shit with Missy, so now he he's too big to do some shit with MC Get-Bizzy" My fuckin mom's suin for ten million She must want a for every pill I've been stealin Shit, where the you think I picked up the habit? All I had to do was go in her room and up her mattress is it bitch, Mrs. Briggs or Ms. Mathers? It doesn't matter you {*several seconds of faggot! about I fabricated my past He's just aggravated I ejaculate in his ass (Uhh!) So me, what the hell is a fella to do? For every million I make, relative sues Family fightin and over who wants to invite me to supper All the sudden, I got 90 some cousins (Hey me!) A half-brother and who never seen me or even bothered to call me until saw me on TV Now everybody's so and proud I'm finally allowed to foot in my girlfriend's house Hey-hey! And to top it off, I walked to the newsstand to buy this cheap-ass little magazine a food stamp to the last page, flipped right fast and what do I see? A picture of my big ass Okay, let me give you some help: uhh, here - DOUBLE XL, XL Now your magazine have so much trouble to sell Ahh fuck it, I'll even buy a couple
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