You know I don't get it Last year I was year I'm sellin' records Now everybody wants to around like I owe 'em somethin' The fuck you want from me, ten dollars? Get the fuck out of
You see I'm Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm a regular guy, I know why all the fuss about me (fuss about me) ever gave a fuck before, All they did was doubt me (did was me) Now everybody want to run mouth And take shots at me (take at me)
Yo, you might see me joggin', you see me walkin' You might see me walkin' a dead dog With it's head off in the park with a spiked collar Hollerin' at him cause the son of a won't quit barkin' Or out a window, with a cocked shotgun up the block in the car that they shot 'Pac in Lookin' for Big's killers, dressin' Blue and red like I see what the big deal is Double barrel twelve thinkin' of Chris Wallace off, cause Biggie and 'Pac just missed all this Watchin' all these imitations get rich off 'em And get dollars that should of been there's they switched wallets And amidst all this Crist' poppin' and I had to sit back and watch and just get nauseous And walk around with an empty bottle of Martin Startin' shit like some twenty-six-year-old skinny ("God damnit!") I'm and Ricky Martin With instincts to kill N'Sync, get me started These fuckin' brats can't sing and Britney's What's this bitch Gimme back my sixteen dollars All I see is sissies in smiling Whatever happened to whylin' out and violent? Whatever happened to catchin' a fashioned ass-whoopin' and gettin' your shoes coat and your hat tooken? New Kids on the Block, sucked a lot of groups make me sick And I can't wait 'til I catch all you in public I'm a it (ha ha ha)
Vanilla Ice like me (uh-uh) Said shit in Vibe to spite me (yup) went and dyed his hair just like me (he he) A bunch of little kids want to swear like me And run around screamin', "I don't care, just me" (nah nah) I think I was put to annoy the world And destroy your four-year-old boy or girl Plus I was put here to put fear in fagots who spray Faygo Root And themselves "Clowns" cause they look queer Fagot you to Dope and Gay Claimin' Detroit, when y'all twenty miles away (fuckin' punks) And I don't wrestle, knock you fuckin' fagots the fuck out Ask 'em about the club they was at when they out they ducked out the back when they saw us and bugged out (Ah!) Ducked down and got paint shot at they truck, blaow! Look at y'all runnin' your mouth When you ain't a fuckin' Mile Road, south of ten And I need help, from D-12, to beat up two females In make-up, who may try to me with Lee Nails "Slim Anus," you right, Slim Anus I don't get fucked in like you two little flaming fagots!
I'm, just Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm not a guy, knock you out if you talk about me (you talk about me) Come and see me on the alone If you assholes doubt me (assholes me) And if you to run your mouth Then come your best shot at me (your best shot at me)
Is it because you love me that y'all expect so of me? You groupie bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy Now because of this blond mop on top And this fucked up head that I've got, gone pop? The underground just around and did a three sixty Now these kids dis me and act like some big "Oh, he just did shit with Missy, So now he thinks too big to do some shit with M-C Get-Bizzy" My fuckin' bitch suin' for ten million She must a dollar for every pill I've been stealin' Shit, where the fuck you I picked up the habit? All I had to do was go in her and lift up her mattress Which is it bitch, Mrs. or Ms. Mathers? It doesn't you fagot! Talkin' about I fabricated my He's just aggravated I won't in his ass (Uh!) So me, what the hell is a fella to do? For every million I make, another relative Family fightin' and fussin' over who wants to me to supper All the sudden, I got ninety-some (Hey it's me!) A half-brother and who never seen me Or even bothered to me until they saw me on T-V Now so happy and proud I'm finally allowed to step foot in my house Hey-hey! And to top it off, I walked to the newsstand To buy this little magazine with a food stamp Skipped to the last page, flipped fast And what do I see? A of my big white ass Okay, let me you motherfuckers some help Uh, here, double X-L, X-L Now your magazine shouldn't have so trouble to sell Ah fuck it, I'll even buy a myself
I'm just Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm a regular guy, I don't know why all the about me (fuss about me) Nobody ever gave a before, All did was doubt me (did was doubt me) Now everybody to run they mouth And shots at me (take shots at me)
'Cause I'm just Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a guy, I don't know why all the fuss me (fuss about me) Nobody ever a fuck before, All they did was me (did was doubt me) Now everybody want to run they And take shots at me (take at me)