You know I just get it Last I was nobody year I'm sellin' records Now everybody wants to come like I owe 'em somethin' The you want from me, ten million dollars? Get the out of here
You see I'm just Marshall (Marshall Mathers) I'm a regular guy, I don't know why all the fuss about me (fuss me) Nobody ever gave a before, All they did was doubt me (did was me) Now everybody to run they mouth And take at me (take shots at me)
Yo, you might see me joggin', you might see me You might see me walkin' a rottweiler dog With it's head chopped off in the with a spiked collar Hollerin' at him cause the son of a bitch won't quit Or leanin' out a window, with a shotgun up the block in the car that they shot 'Pac in Lookin' for Big's killers, ridiculous Blue and red like I don't see what the big is barrel twelve gauge thinkin' of Chris Wallace Pissed off, Biggie and 'Pac just missed all this Watchin' all cheap imitations get rich off 'em And get dollars that should of been like they switched wallets And amidst all this Crist' and wristwatches I had to sit back and just watch and just get And walk with an empty bottle of Remi Martin Startin' shit like some twenty-six-year-old Cartman ("God damnit!") I'm anti-Backstreet and Martin With instincts to kill N'Sync, don't get me These fuckin' can't sing and Britney's garbage What's this bitch retarded? Gimme back my sixteen All I see is in magazines smiling Whatever happened to out and bein' violent? happened to catchin' a good-ol' fashioned Passionate ass-whoopin' and gettin' your shoes coat and hat tooken? New Kids on the Block, a lot of dick groups make me sick And I can't wait 'til I catch all you fagots in I'm a it (ha ha ha)
Vanilla Ice like me (uh-uh) Said some in Vibe to spite me (yup) Then and dyed his hair just like me (he he) A bunch of little want to swear just like me And run around screamin', "I don't care, just me" (nah nah) I think I was put to annoy the world And destroy your little boy or girl Plus I was put here to put fear in fagots who spray Root Beer And call "Clowns" cause they look queer Fagot you to and Silent Gay Claimin' Detroit, when y'all live twenty away (fuckin' punks) And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin' the fuck out Ask 'em about the club was at when they snuck out After they ducked out the when they saw us and bugged out (Ah!) Ducked down and got paint balls shot at truck, blaow! Look at y'all runnin' your again When you ain't a fuckin' Mile Road, south of ten And I don't need help, D-12, to beat up two females In make-up, who may try to me with Lee Nails "Slim Anus," you right, Slim Anus I don't get fucked in mine like you two little fagots!
I'm, just Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm not a guy, I'll you out if you talk about me (you talk about me) Come and see me on the streets If you doubt me (assholes doubt me) And if you want to run your Then come take your best at me (your best shot at me)
Is it because you love me that y'all expect so of me? You little bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy Now of this blond mop that's on top And this up head that I've got, I've gone pop? The underground just spunned and did a three sixty Now these kids dis me and act like some big "Oh, he just did some with Missy, So now he thinks he's too big to do shit with M-C Get-Bizzy" My bitch mom's suin' for ten million She want a dollar for every pill I've been stealin' Shit, where the fuck you think I up the habit? All I had to do was go in her and lift up her mattress is it bitch, Mrs. Briggs or Ms. Mathers? It doesn't you fagot! Talkin' about I fabricated my He's just aggravated I ejaculate in his ass (Uh!) So tell me, the hell is a fella to do? For every million I make, another relative Family and fussin' over who wants to invite me to supper All the sudden, I got ninety-some cousins (Hey me!) A half-brother and sister who never me Or even bothered to me until they saw me on T-V Now so happy and proud I'm allowed to step foot in my girlfriend's house Hey-hey! And then to top it off, I to the newsstand To buy this cheap-ass little magazine with a stamp Skipped to the last page, right fast And what do I A picture of my big white ass Okay, let me give you motherfuckers help Uh, here, X-L, double X-L Now your shouldn't have so much trouble to sell Ah fuck it, I'll even buy a couple
'Cause I'm just Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm a regular guy, I don't know why all the about me (fuss about me) Nobody ever gave a before, All they did was me (did was doubt me) Now everybody want to run they And take at me (take shots at me)
I'm just Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a guy, I don't why all the fuss about me (fuss about me) Nobody gave a fuck before, All did was doubt me (did was doubt me) Now everybody want to run mouth And shots at me (take shots at me)