[Intro: & Royce Da 5'9"] I've always looked at battle rap as competition or war, and the main objective is to destroy, fucking obliterate your opponent by saying anything and everything, whatever the fuck you can, to get a reaction from the crowd. So nothing's off limits I need you to spit that lyrical miracle... in the swimming
1] Before this kicks off, let me set my in this tees 'Cause I'm dottin' i's every time I cross one of There's not a redeeming at all in me It's impossible, seems like an implausible Positive thoughts intervene But all either altered and mean and demean, tossed and they're being lost in the scheme Squashed in-between a brainwashing Like an Islamic regime, a jihadist radical Suicide bomber seeing Ariana Grande her last song of the evening And as the audience the damn concert is leaving Detonates the device strapped to his region I'm not gonna finish that, for reasons But your dogs, I'ma muzzle 'em I'm not Middle Eastern but make a bitch Raqqa hijab And at least a large in the T-shirt Headscarf and a of tarp underneath the carpet, hasta la vista I go Hamas on the beats to a on the beach And a pair of crotchless underwear on a terrorist watch Gettin' head in the sand like an embarrassed Professional shit Bitch watch who you talkin' to, like Apple Endangered species in this ABC a bit scarce Prey's decreasing, I face like disc players Told this chick hot as Jada Pinkett And stared 'til I made her think it Said, "Maybe we should get married." She's facing me, I placed my with my hips square her, "Turn around," spread her legs for me, then I hit bare Leave her stretched out like a baby T-shirt on Ric As I ripped her, anal beads in a split Spray Febreze in the chick's Make her wheeze get air I played for keeps, no escaping me, I have a bitch scared And to me, and throw away the key And she'll be so to leave That if she ends up breaking free she'll just sit there Tryin' to scrape up courage and strength to get up It's like rapin' a slut We butt-naked and fuck You're close, for you, what? My idea, you comin' too, it's you up smelling salts after I Quaalude your cup That'll straighten you up if you try to like a pup to get bogged down in details But bitch, I'm like the dog pound females My brain is corrupt, life, Hillside Strangler I a skank's neck 'til it's triangular Shape but it's upside down, and my mouth ain't gonna And mention me in raps if it makes you a buck Or you rake in the duckets, I want payment in pub 'Cause I ain't tryna get in your bars like I'm waiting the But if you put me in your lines, I'm a cut
2] Get a million writers of a room combined in it Try to get every of every possible line to spit Every punchline, every that rhymes with it Bitch, a whole can't see me, there's no i's in it Head so big, I shot ten times in it Tryna suicide in it, took five minutes And I survived shit Someone's challenge me, who? me and win, that's a fucking fallacy too You one motherfucker in this galaxy, *spits*, reality You fantasy, your troops, try to boost the morale Only time I start a movement's a I can't even give a "yeah" or a "woo" when you rap in the Not a "nah" or a "boo" 'Cause even I'm allergic to the crap that you spew When I'm 'bout to break out, I don't mean get a from it too 'Cause I say I have allergies, I actually do But that's just an analogy, I've had a reaction to you
3] Creature the Black Lagoon I reach up and I smack the You're struck that I'm back so soon Your for this afternoon Creep up with a pack of We pack a punch like Sun Heat tucked like we snuck in a submachine gun We in a submarine bun, with a bag of shrooms Cup of lean up in the padded Justin Bieber in a Catholic dust and reefer when your back is to him Don't adjust your cuss the stripes off of a fuckin' zebra when I'm at the zoo Huffin' cleaner 'til I gag from Fuck Christina a plastic spoon While I bump G-Funk and blast some Snoop 'Cause her double are massive, huge! It's fun for me just to grab a my penis got an attitude My fuckin' Weiner's in a mood Come and a mean one like it's mad at you I tongue and cheek, what you asslicks do 'Cause you love to eat butt, sad but true
4] I just a leak suddenly What I think in my gut become in sync My thoughts and my stomach up with each other Ink touches the pad, boom! Since the day Dre gave me beats, I was made That's basically makes me me Creating stink, these tats are fading ink Who's the greatest? Think we're still debating, ADD, and put out an APB 'Cause it'll LAPD and me layin' in the street For you to see Shady And I'll bet ya they'd need 'Cause I'd have to be stomped by men to suffer a defeat I pray please to make me decent Inhaling the main of pain relievers, and saline I take three Aleves, tryna break these fevers, I'm I stay free of and ladies screamin' 'Cause they keep on me Vading the women at bay Like Laci Peterson, baby Legs and feet have been weighted, chained in It's straight wait! Even if it takes meat cleavers to believers Mistake-free schemes are enablin' me to deviant Breakbeat, eat her steak meat take seats like AMC theaters Deranged ringleader, depraved Who mainstream hates Which makes things easier, still scrutiny smooth criminal, livin' room With the Reese Witherspoon Who was bruised, beat a broom It's in two pieces, and lays in it Bit a chewed leash, and his chain-link leapin' it Live in the booth, shave, eat, bathe, drink, in it bleed the shit, still and I poop, pee it It's a spillage, a sewage leak, waste deep The syllables ooze fecal, they feel renewed leases 'Cause my brain 'em
5] Like waste excretion, simultaneously As I'm givin' these fools grief, feelin' the blues 'Cause even if my shoes, thieves Just to fill a huge feat A and it's too steep Obey demons, we're still in cahoots Keep me blank sheets As soon as I sink teeth And I'm killin' the loose Time to shake these trees Wait, make that phrase again Killin' the loose leaf, shake these trees Get the rake, but it ain't me 'em
6] Vicodins, new prints, I bite and chew them The whites and the blues with nitrus balloons And I like to sniff gluesticks, put Ricin on On the mic I'm ruthless, a crisis, a nuisance Who I influence I two shits If they wanna my music to entice with Then use the shit it's the blueprint for ISIS recruitment
7] Excuse me while I into space for a few In a daze or haze, glazed over, crazed warp Mental cased off, always had a straight-forward But you bozos givin' the flamethrower fuel No one's ever lower, shrewd, and way more rude Beast-mode like a blade rolled thru it And this has little to do with gay, boy just where the wordplay's goin' But much I can say or do ain't no excuse, the way I go at you {censored} You say I'm screw-faced So if I look your way, screwed 'Cause if looks could kill, I could a hate-war too 'Cause I'd murder you straight by turnin' the gaze on you
8] Let's it back before the tightly-worn pants To the Nike, Jordan, The stripe Lee's, Jordache, and the tees Lightning storms might be formed a frightening forecast! But you're slightly hoarse, rasp From the cyphering or-gasp, but still reciting raps While you're tightening your around the mic 'cause you done shitted on it so much, you're always reminded of your past your heiny's sore, that's 'Cause you still haven't finished fuckin' your ass From the before last No good, but rap somethin' I'm at Fuck adulthood, I'm a brat Where your cojones at? Mine are always rode, in fact: They're frozen, you ever seen a So big they fell out my scrotum, I sowed 'em back
9] Dick so long, a shoulder-strap For that, gotta unroll it and it back So difficult to wrap in the pro-filactic, it it So I pack a Trojan so fat, when I lay it flat it's a yoga mat Make a think she's in aerobics class The bear you wanna poke its back The backbone of rap, your fuckin' lead singles are my bonus When I appear, my stop Hearts fall in their stomach, their drop Careers flop, gears lock, severe shock at the mere thought Lyrics are top-tier, I'm so at the top I'm in the sky when I Bitch, I'm so fly I walk, my ears pop
Oh, and I'm just playin' ladies, you I love you I got a idea for a