[Intro: & Royce Da 5'9"] I've always looked at battle rap as competition or war, and the main objective is to destroy, completely fucking obliterate your opponent by saying and everything, whatever the fuck you can, to get a reaction from the crowd. So nothing's off limits I need you to that lyrical miracle... in the swimming pool
1] Before this off, let me set my balls in this tees 'Cause I'm dottin' i's time I cross one of these There's not a redeeming at all in me impossible, seems like an implausible dream Positive thoughts intervene But they're all either altered and Assault and demean, tossed and they're lost in the scheme Squashed in-between a machine Like an Islamic regime, a extreme radical Suicide bomber that's Grande sing her last song of the evening And as the audience from the damn is leaving Detonates the device to his abdominal region I'm not finish that, for obvious reasons But bring dogs, I'ma muzzle 'em I'm not Middle but I'll make a bitch Raqqa hijab And at a extra large in the T-shirt Headscarf and a piece of tarp the carpet, hasta la vista I go Hamas on the beats to a on the beach And a pair of crotchless underwear on a terrorist watch Gettin' in the sand like an embarrassed ostrich Professional sprayer Bitch watch who you to, like Apple wristwear Endangered in this ABC shit a bit scarce decreasing, I face extinction like disc players Told this chick she's hot as Pinkett And just 'til I made her think it Said, "Maybe we should get married." She's facing me, I placed my feet with my hips Tell her, "Turn around," her legs for me, then I hit bare her stretched out like a baby T-shirt on Ric Flair As I ripped her, anal in a split rear Spray Febreze in the hair Make her wheeze get air I played for keeps, there's no escaping me, I have a bitch And chained to me, and away the key And be so afraid to leave That even if she ends up breaking she'll just sit there Tryin' to scrape up courage and strength to get up It's impossible like rapin' a We butt-naked and fuck You're close, for you, what? My idea, you comin' too, it's you up smelling salts after I Quaalude your cup That'll straighten you up if you try to stray a pup Hate to get down in details But bitch, I'm like the dog pound with My is corrupt, real life, Hillside Strangler I strangle a skank's neck 'til triangular Shape but it's down, and my mouth ain't gonna shut And mention me in your if it makes you a buck Or helps you rake in the duckets, I want in pub 'Cause I ain't tryna get in your bars like I'm the club But if you put me in lines, I'm takin' a cut
2] Get a million writers inside of a combined in it Try to get every idea of every line to spit Every punchline, every combination that with it Bitch, a whole can't see me, there's no i's in it Head so big, I shot myself ten in it Tryna commit suicide in it, took minutes And I survived shit Someone's gonna challenge me, Battle me and win, a fucking fallacy too You one motherfucker in this galaxy, *spits*, reality You fantasy, rally your troops, try to the morale time I start a movement's a bowel I can't give a "yeah" or a "woo" when you rap in the booth Not a "nah" or a "boo" 'Cause even though I'm allergic to the crap you spew When I'm 'bout to break out, I mean get a rash from it too 'Cause when I say I allergies, I actually do But just an analogy, I've never had a reaction to you
3] Creature from the Black I reach up and I the moon You're grief struck that I'm so soon Your teacher for this Creep up with a of hoodlums We a punch like Capri Sun Heat tucked like we snuck in a submachine gun We stuck in a bun, with a bag of shrooms Cup of up in the padded room Bieber in a Catholic school Selling dust and reefer when back is to him adjust your speaker I'll cuss the stripes off of a fuckin' when I'm at the zoo Huffin' cleaner I gag from fumes Christina with a plastic spoon While I bump some G-Funk and some Snoop 'Cause her g-cups are massive, huge! fun for me just to grab a boob Plus my got an attitude My fuckin' Weiner's in a mood and suck a mean one like it's mad at you I speak tongue and cheek, what you do 'Cause you love to eat butt, sad but true
4] I just sprung a suddenly What I think in my gut become in sync My thoughts and my stomach link up with each Ink the pad, then boom! Since the day Dre gave me beats, I was made That's basically makes me me stink, 'til these tats are fading ink Who's the Think we're still debating, wink ADD, and put out an APB 'Cause take LAPD and me layin' in the street For you to see Shady And I'll bet ya they'd cleats 'Cause I'd have to be stomped by men to suffer a defeat I pray please Jesus to make me Inhaling the ingredient of pain relievers, and saline I take three Aleves, tryna break these fevers, I'm I stay free of and ladies screamin' 'Cause they keep on me Vading the women at bay Like Laci Peterson, baby Legs and feet been weighted, chained in semen straight demon—and wait! Even if it takes meat cleavers to believers Mistake-free schemes are enablin' me to remain Breakbeat, eat her like meat take seats like AMC theaters Deranged ringleader, king Who media hates Which makes easier, still under scrutiny Villainous smooth criminal, room With the Reese Witherspoon Who was bruised, beat a broom It's in two pieces, and lays in it Bit with a leash, and his chain-link leapin' it Live in the booth, shave, eat, bathe, drink, in it R-A-P the shit, still and I poop, pee it It's a spillage, a sewage leak, waste deep The ooze fecal, they feel like renewed leases 'Cause my brain 'em
5] Like waste excretion, simultaneously As I'm givin' fools grief, they're feelin' the blues 'Cause even if my shoes, thieves Just to fill 'em's a huge A hill and too steep Obey these demons, we're in cahoots feedin' me blank sheets As soon as I sink teeth And I'm the loose leaf Time to these trees again Wait, make that repeat again Killin' the loose leaf, these trees again Get the rake, but it me leavin' 'em
6] Vicodins, new prints, I bite and chew them The whites and the mixed with nitrus balloons And I like to sniff gluesticks, put on toothpicks On the mic I'm ruthless, a crisis, a nuisance Who I I give two shits If they wanna my music to entice with Then use the shit like the blueprint for ISIS recruitment
7] Excuse me while I into space for a few In a daze or haze, glazed over, crazed warp Mental cased off, always had a view But you bozos givin' the flamethrower fuel No one's sank lower, shrewd, and way more rude Beast-mode like a lawn-mower blade thru it And this has little to do with gay, boy It's just where the wordplay's But much I can say or do ain't no excuse, the way I go at you {censored} You say I'm always So if I your way, you're screwed 'Cause if looks kill, I could start a hate-war too 'Cause I'd murder you straight bitches by turnin' the on you
8] Let's take it before the tightly-worn pants To the Nike, Jordan, The stripe Lee's, Jordache, and the white Lightning might be formed fast Such a forecast! But when you're hoarse, rasp From the or-gasp, but still reciting your raps While you're tightening your grasp the mic 'cause you done shitted on it so much, you're always reminded of your past 'Cause your sore, that's 'Cause you still haven't finished fuckin' your ass From the before last No good, but rap somethin' I'm at Fuck adulthood, I'm a brat Where your cojones at? are always being rode, in fact: They're frozen, you seen a cul-de-sac? So big they fell out my scrotum, I just sowed 'em
9] Dick so long, need a For that, gotta unroll it and it back So difficult to in the pro-filactic, it overlaps it So I a Trojan so fat, when I lay it flat it's like a yoga mat Make a bitch she's in aerobics class The bear you wanna poke its back The backbone of rap, fuckin' lead singles are my bonus tracks When I appear, my peers Hearts fall in their stomach, their drop Careers flop, their gears lock, severe Fear at the thought are top-tier, I'm so high at the top I'm in the sky when I Bitch, I'm so fly I walk, my ears pop
Oh, and I'm just playin' ladies, you know I you I got a for a line