We got a show 4 y'all 2night, uh (alright, I love it) But first off, we get 2 the band We'd like 2 bring up this nice young man, uh (look at dog, man, give me one of them) Jimmy joe go'n bring out here 2 the show {crowd boos} Jimmy, come on out here and give us jokes (naw, get him off the stage) Ok, hold on, oh, uh, uh (come on, man) What did the fat lady say 2 the skinny (who cares? ) (get white ass off the stage!) (I paid 3 dollars man, I see the band) Oh, oh, ok, i'll, i... (sit down)
(n.p.g.! n.p.g.! n.p.g.! ...) {crowd Ok, well, ladies and U didn't my jokes I'm gonna introduce a band 2 u (bring on the band) They're the hottest thing I know The n.p.g.! {crowd
That's right, we're the band 2 bring it 2 u live After the house 4 3 straight hours, huh N.p.g., we're wreck in '93 (glam slam, are u ready? ) (yeah!) (I said glam slam, are u ) (hell yeah!)
Ooh, is nice Yeah, I told u we get good seats U get good seats at the restaurant Well, well, u never trust nobody Shut up head motherfucker Sit, sit down here, i'ma go up here and do a song them, sit down Go on, go on, stay, I 2 see tony anyway
Fellas, fellas, that shit down, kick something I can sing Yeah, now u ... (that's I'm talkin' about) U guys got tootsie pops in here? (yo, yo, yo, we got my boy, in the house) U got 2 have some pop, mmm, alright
slam granny with the hot pants on (where she at? ) (hey, over here) Give me good till after dawn Johnny got a hat 'cause he don't trust (goldnigga) ('cause we skippy right) And if u don't love me then your sister (gold)
Now let me hear u sing it! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} on We freak 2 the... (1 2, me what 2 do) (3 4, I'm 2 score) Everybody (5 6, up on this) Johnny, it!
me, tell me, tell me what am I suppose 2 do I had another granny look like u time I see u, girl, my johnny get hard Harder than the handle on the in my yard Harder than the brownstone brick on my If I ever, ever, ever get u into my (yeah) I'll drink u like a 40 in an alcoholic's Baby, can't u
I'm only fantasizing your love is tantalizing And it's got me rubber in my pants But I don't wanna do u till I the time 2 school u On the art of romance U got 2 know how 2 make 2 me, below and above me In the of my bmw "z" The bang boogie, u will give it 2 me 'cause johnny will make u dance (can we it up? )
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} it up We're sleazy
it (hot damn!) Yeah, hit it Goldniggaz, this is Y'all have 2 me 4 a second What, u U I'm out
if I join ya? Aren't u 2 be up there singin'? Where's What do u "where's prince? " I thought he was gonna 2night Ah, ain't that a Come on, wait, here Tony, is he?
(in the house) Who on the agenda, who next on the agenda, who drop somethin'? (bobby brown) it on (bring it on) (morris, u at? ) 2 school (stop aids) Yo tommy, yo tommy, what u here 4,
keys (play that scooter) Say (don't be a fool) I know, I think we need a little self check (saxophone, saxophone) Ah, what your (damn!) That workin', man What u think we j. (ah yeah) See, that gonna straighten me out That just straight... that just me right out (ooh)
N.p.g. (in the house) {x3} N.p.g. (that's how we rollin')
{crowd (get a clap goin')
Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a grip (can I it? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (just 4 the ladies) (holy jesus) Hey baby, what u
I would 2 introduce 2 u What's your name,
Yo, grippin' the mic is like necks But I grip necks when a brother's on the b-side of some safe sex That means the a-side I and commence 2 penetrate with the... (oh) Ooh, ha But enough my propers Brothers write 2 much about how they endowed, boy And god, I've been blessed just enough 2 get the job done it just like ford (what? ) - "quality is job one" 2 get a grip, u need a handle, not a 1 2 2 much said on the airwaves cause 2 much See, got funny when I made my money Why brothers got jelly when get fat? Their equal fly honeys An equation that just don't 'cause tone is quick 2 a bubble on the butt of a gold digger (so u sayin'? ) U see, I worked 2 hard 4 this dip (honey dip) Check it, get a
Oh tony, that was No no, serious shit, man, was great I'm telling u, believe me I say That this is just... this is rap at it's Yes, I'm tellin' u, u (who is this dude, man? go on, get the way) Alright, I wanna... (get here!)
Johnny a jim (jimmy needs a job) {x3} Johnny needs a jim (yo, let me borrow a of those) Take a few packs I ain't goin out like that, u know I'm sayin'? Who got the (gots 2 be protected) Who got the (ain't go'n rain on me!)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 it up
Feelin' funky funky fine in my deuce and a Feelin' funky fine Feelin' funky fine in my deuce and a quarter Feelin' funky fine
In my deuce and a quarter funky funky fine And rockin' that stupid shit Well, (well, well, well)
U know lord, it's really hard being the best band in the And uh, we'd really like 2 u right now 4 all u done And the new generation would like 2 say "amen"
In my and a quarter feelin funky funky fine And we're rockin' that shit W - w - (rollin' at 'cha) 2 u directly (ha ha ha) (come one) (goldnigga) From paisley (put your up while u sleep)
(gold)
We out We try that one more (yeah)
Bring on number 1, bring on number 2, on the n.p.g. {repeat 4 times} on number 1, bring on number 2
Now we out