Hello hello, may I to the E?
This is me, is the doctor M.D.? Yo P it's kinda early, there Laverner and Shirley? Is it Kate and Allie, or some girlie? anyway, yo P you know I'm lazy Callin me this of hour you must be crazy
me, but I'm sorry E Double It's a terrible and it might cause trouble on your coat jump in your Benz and come over
Why P?
Yo, I think is on my sofa
Last night I was all Couldn't watch the boob tube, my fuse was blown Picked up the bat phone, to a line to you Maybe 10:15, or 10:22
was I?
I know, you wasn't there Threw on the Rolex watch and fresh gear I my key, along with the cash flow Shifted out the to the local disco
Where'd you go, not to that ran pub
no, I was coolin at a club It was night, so I was drinkin Molta a little tango, plus a little salsa Seen a fly girl, next to me So I slid to her very non-chalantly She was DEF, body fit She was packin, a 300-E the kit I said, "Kitten, how ya miss?" I said, "Hello my is Parrish"
"Hi, my is Cris"
"Can I buy you a drink?"
"Yes"
"What it be?"
"A martini and Rossi, Asi By the way is that Caadillac Allante Parked right next to my Monte Car? You can call it, my ex-husband it."
POOF! My ego appeared and said time to go for it "This is a drag, grab your coat and bag have drinks on the house, back at my pad." We got to my we walked through the door on "Night and Day" by
Al. B
She grabbed me, me kiss on the lips So I the cold booty and caressed the hips I got ahead of myself, because I wanted to Took off the G-strings and the skirt POOF! my ego
Yeah it's to do work
I felt the movement below so it's time to I went in my back belt and pulled out a jim hat I bust a move, when it to that But then she freaked it, and grabbed the doin' it, then she called me the master
You got bigger, better, stronger and much
At I laughed, as if it was a joke But then my skipped a beat, and I lost a stroke I to myself, oh no it couldn't be The J to the A to the N to the E
Yo P tell me it was Jane you were douchin' the Anita Baker haircut
Nah more Whitney Houston
While the record's playing to Al B. Sure's "Effect Mode" tuned, to be continued on the next episode Peace, I'm 5000