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One hot summer day back the way A new kid onto the block and his name was Jay Jay was cool, he trucked jewels, packed a nine Yeah, and his smitty's on his tool
Anyway Jay to be like hard So we took him in and put him down with the hit His house was phat, full in the back in his bedroom, a "Welcome" on the doormat
Plus AZT, full house alarm One rottweiler, one pitbull, no one vic him Something strange about the crib, I had to Why the whole goddamn was dressed in hot pink
Yo Jay, where's bathroom? Bust a move, I gotta piss doors on the left, homeboy, ya can't miss My was busted, disgusted, I said, "What's goin' on? I a douche bag and safety Maxi-pad tampons"
Left the bathroom, went where I was Jay on the shoulder and said, "Eiyyyooo 'cuz" "I thought you alone" "I do" "Are you certain?"
There's and leotards, hangin' on the curtain Yo Jay, what's your problem, homeboy, you stunned What you doin'? Put down that knife, my gun?" Shit's thick, I reached for my tool, I strapped
Left the nine in the car, next to the Jim Hat It's my ass, I think fast real quick I got a flashback from a Bruce Lee Got in my stance, lie
Kay, I for the door Tripped on some bullshit in the living floor Jay, me, I grabbed him, scooped him up in the yoke Ahh shit, kicked him in the nuts, that's all she
It was rapunzel Rapunzel? Down his hair Titties out and there was ass everywhere Jay a transvestite? Not quite he was like
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Don't tell me, you went out a sucker Chill, took off that Grabbed ass and I fucked her Peace, I'm Audi 5000, Audi 5000, ahh
All of that real shit, you what I'm saying? Jane? Haircut, haircut like Baker? The shit, yo, the whole shit, you know what I'm saying? Nah you can't man, I ran up in her like Bruce Jenner
But better, right in there, man, I even care Are you Well, I was holdin' me Don't tell me it was Jane you juicin' Sheiit, it-e