I was born with a in my brain, yeah, fucked in the head My stepfather said I sucked in the bed Till one night he snuck in and "We're goin' out back, I my dick sucked in the shed"
"Can't we just play Teddy Ruxpin instead?" "After I fuck you in the butt, get some Bust a nut, get some rest", the next day my mother "I don't know the fuck's up with this kid"
"The bastard won't even eat nothin', fed He just hung himself in the bedroom, dead" "Debbie, don't let that fucker get you Go in there, a fuckin' cigarette to his neck"
"I bet you he's it, I'll bet you, I'll bet He probably just to see how upset you would get I'll go handle this of unless you object?" "Aw, go fuck his brains out if left in his head"
If you could count the in my closet Under my bed and up under my Then you know I've completely lost it Is he No, he's insane
If you could count the skeletons in my Under my bed and up under my Then you would know I've completely it Is he nuts? No, he's
Did you get Naw the fucker tried to bite my face off I just got fuckin' off with a chainsaw Then he the chainsaw, bit the fuckin' blades off Ate the blades, a baseball in a slingshot
Then he at his own face, let the thing pop Took his eye out, it up and played ping pong Then he played pong with his own ding dong That motherfucker's got nuts King Kong
Then he set the lawnmower out on the dang And he all up underneath it with the thing on Then he his pants, he took every fuckin' thing off 'cept his tank top and his trainin' bra
Ain't he Yeah, maniac, that's Shady Dog Man, that gangsta, ain't he, dog? Shady Dog, what be goin' through fuckin' brain of yours? Say no more, what the you waitin' for, sing along
If you could the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up my faucet Then you would know I've lost it Is he nuts? No, he's
If you could count the skeletons in my Under my bed and up my faucet you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, insane
Don't you know what means? Yeah, well then tell me Would you rather get feltched or do the Fuck 'em in the ass, the cum out while you're belchin' Burp, belch and go for a second helpin'
Can you dig I'm sayin', man, could you smell me? I want you to me like my stepfather felt me Fuck a little puppy, kick the puppy while he's Shady, what the fuck you I don't know help me
What the fuck's happenin'? I I'm fuckin' meltin' "Marshall, I just love you, boy, I care about well being" No Dad, I said, no, I don't need no help I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself, see
I only get when the babysitter tells me She showed me a like 'Nightmare on Elm Street' But it was X and they called it Hair on Chelsea' Well, this one's called 'Ass Rape' and shootin' the jail scene
If you could count the in my closet Under my bed and up under my Then you would know I've completely it Is he nuts? No, he's
If you could the skeletons in my closet my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's