Luyện nghe bài hát Harpua

Om-pa-pa oom-pa-pa oom-pa-pa
Fat bulldog
in the sun
Stone village man
Slow run
Tender poke walker
Precious birthday
Swamp bull nail
Walker done
Hot sweaty bulldog in the sunthen -
stone village swamp man (is a)
slow runhere comes the policeman:
poke police walkerwhom the dog and the man see as:
precious fudgethen -
swamp (the man)
nail (the dog - the bulldog's claw)
kill the
walker done
Me and
We couldn't few-a
It happens all the
We beat
(Repeat Chorus)
Hot liquor jack
Bitter flesh
pimple chin-slime
Evil milky
Me and
Spastic hound
dreadlock skullcap
We're to your town
We'll you party down
(Chorus 2x)
*NOTE - This tune always involves an improvised section that (an example is given below... a poor one) ends with Trey saying " Look, the storm's gone." as the Jimmy & Dad dialogue out leading into the "I don't want a gold fish" lyrics and there is no studio rendition of this tune and the Jimmy/Harpua story is always improvised.
IMPROVISED Monologue and Dialogues*
Spoken by [with asides by Fishman]:
Once upon a time Far far away from
There, in a town...
a town...
town...
small...
And on the outskirts of this
there lived a mean, nasty, furry, ugly hound Harpua.
Harpua roamed the outskirts of the town every day and he'd walk looking for a little action.
So of course this day was no different from any other day and here we start the story and we see Harpua walking around on the outskirts of town near the forest kind of at the edge of the and he's walking in toward town...
Harpua toward the town...
innocently...
And in the town...
in a different part of the town
there a young boy all alone in a suburban neighborhood
and every day sit in his room
and sit on his couch [AND SMOKE POT!]...
he'd sit on his little and
listen to his stereo...
and he'd lay and
he'd look down to him and
he'd pet his little [DOG!]
little...
oh, he his little...
furry...
thing that he pet every day while he listened to his
[while on the couch]
he'd pet his furry [thing on the his furry...
And he looked down and he
"I to pet you, my little furry...
thing I ...
I love you so much that I to name you
this name that I love and so I you...
I you so...
why...
that's why I pet you day...
that's why I you...
why when I first got you and
I how much I loved you...
I that I'd give you the name of...
the of...
I'd you...
your is...
I DECIDED THAT NAME WOULD HAVE TO BE...
I'D YOU...
YOUR TO BE CALLED...
I THINK NAME...
I YOU...
GO AS... AAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
NUTBAG!!!!!!!!
Poster Nutbag sat on the couch to Jimmy...
Poster Nutbag, the furry little Jimmy's pet sat next to Jimmy and he looked up at Jimmy...
and on this particular day Poster Nutbag decided to go for a little walk so Poster Nutbag got up and walked toward the door and Jimmy went to the door and he opened up the door and Poster Nutbag went outside and he walking across the yard..
and he walk onto the sidewalk and he started walking innocently down the street and he walked the street and suddenly he found himself wandering...
a new part of town that he'd never been to...
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
And when he got there he was walking along and suddenly he rounded a corner and in of him he saw...
he saw Harpua...
Harpua, the ugly dog from the of the story...
and they looked at other...
tension the air...
there was to be a nasty fight...
Harpua saw Poster and began to growl and let a hungry drop of saliva fall onto the floor...
Nutbag coiled his body into a deadly arch...
the fight was to begin...
ARGAAAAAAAA!
Look, the gone...Dad [Mike]:
Jimmy...
Jimmy
Yes, Dad
D: Jimmy, I have bad news...
J: What might be...Dad?
D: It's about cat, Poster...
J: You wouldn't be talking about Poster Nutbag, now would
CAT DIED!
Poster is is deadPoster's SO dead
How a goldfish? I don't want a goldfish
How about a goldFISH? I don't...want a
How about A goldfish? I don't want...a
do you...
do you...
do you...
I want...
do you...
A dog A dog
There's a dog in the
an ugly mutation
And it needs lubrication day
There's a dog in the
Contemplating
As a of recreation and play
A dog
There's a dog in the
a bad reputation
It's a sign of the nation's
But the dog in the
Doesn't need a
As the people rush by in gray
A DOG
A DOG
A DOG!!