And now the six merry murderesses of the Crookem County In their rendition of Cell Block Tango'
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
He had it coming, he had it He only had to blame If have been there, if you'd have seen it I you would have done the same
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh Uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
You know how people these little habits That get you down Ernie like to chew gum, no, not chew, Pop
Like, I come this one day and there's Ernie Layin' on the couch chewin', no, not chewin', So, I to him, I said "Ernie, you pop that gum one time" and he did
So I took the shotgun off the And I fired two shots into his head
He had it coming, he had it He only had to blame
I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake about two years ago And he told me he was single and we hit it off right So, we started living
He'd go to work, come home, I'd fix him a drink, we'd have dinner. Then I out, single, my ass Not was he married, well, he had six wives One of Mormons, you know
So that night, when he home I him his drink as usual You know, guys just can't hold their arsenic
He had it coming, he had it He took a flower in its And then he used it and he it It was a murder but not a
Now, I'm standing in the up the chicken for dinner And in storms my Wilbrin in a jealous rage "You screwin' the milkman"
He and he kept sayin' "You screwin the milkman" Then he ran my knife He ran into my ten times
If you'd have there, if you'd have seen it I you would have done the same
Mit kersek, en itt? Azt mondjok, hogy a Lakem lefogta a en meg lecsaptam a fejet De nem igaz, en vagyok Nem tudom mert Uncle Sam hogy en tettem Probaltam a rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem meg
But did you do it? Uh uh, not
My sister, Veronica and I had double act And my husband, Charlie around with us the last number in our act We did 20 acrobatic in our world
One two four five, splits, spread eagles Flip flops, back flips, one right the other Well, this one we were in Cicero
The three of us, we in this hotel room Boozin' and a few laughs and we ran out of ice So I out to get some
I come back, open the There's and Charlie Doing number seventeen, the eagle
Well, I was in a state of shock, I completely blacked out I can't remember a thing, it wasn't later When I was the blood off my hands I even knew were dead
had it coming, they had it coming They had it all along I didn't do it, inspite if I'd it How could you tell me I was wrong?
I loved Lipschitz, he was a real artistic guy, sensitive, a painter But he was always trying to himself He go out every looking for himself And on the way, he found Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary and
I guess you can say we broke up because of artistic He saw himself as alive and I saw him
The bum, bum, bum, bum, bum The bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
They had it comin', had it comin' They had it comin' all 'Cause if used us and they abused us How they tell us that we were wrong?
He had it coming, he had it He had himself to blame If you'd have been there, if you'd have it I betcha you would have the same
You pop gum one more time my ass Ten
csukott Uncle Sam bortonbe Number seventeen, the eagle Artistic I betcha you would have done the