Jumped out of the 2nd floor of a record with a Treacherous Four cassette and a recorder in with Edward Norton
Witness the of a legend growin' like an expert swordsman from the Hessian war and hence the origin of the Headless Horseman
with the endorphins of a pathetic orphan Endless source and reservoir of extension cords in dresser drawers, and deadbolts on the door, and sexual torture kits kept in a separate storage bin boyfriend!
Use intercourse to settle scores women who have vendettas towards men Dickhead is forced in 'till there's shredded Reddish torn, and only bein' fed a portion Bed sores, and sore shins, pregnant whores can get for stickin' metal forks in, self-absorption Skeletor, I went to Hell and a floor A predator, I'm headed for Better warn 'em, what I in tact and a set of morals I make up for in metaphors like a cosmetic
Stegosaurus, Chuck Norris a thesaurus Yes, of course, a of warrants You some? Come and get some, boys! I'm givin' Daniel Pantaleo a refresher course on force and pressure points, and dressin' George Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange dress and inch heels to address the court with a bullseye on his His whole chest, and torso are left on the of Trayvon's dad as a present for him!
In my present form I'm Storm Appetite for destruction, no suppressant for Aggressive, forceful, and remorseful in every morsel Unpleasant, hello, gorgeous! The rebel with devil just fell off the yellow short bus
Met a contortionist said, "When you get sexual?" She said, "However I fit in schedule. I'm flexible."
tags on the Saturn... Got Catherine Bach in the back in Daisy Dukes with the hazards on at a traffic stop harassed, signed an autograph for this asshole cop's daughter Laughed 'cause I called her a brat on it, he spat on it, and brought it back lookin' half in Had a attack, and dropped dead Started fallin' back with it, and got with a Colin Kaepernick practice sock
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Cracked front axle, walked in a Pro Shop with David Hasselhoff Tabasco sauce out of my satchel Knocked over a fisherman's tackle box and if they had a laugh in stock? was fuckin' stupid...
You got it twisted, all I offered this bitch a doggie biscuit, you call me misogynistic? Bitch, get to massagin' dick! Like spas in this bitch, slob on it with gobs of Got a shoppin' list for you to run some and ends with There's not a bitch on this I can be monogamous with non-existent
Robin with a throbbin' dick on some suave and slick shit, but I shout derivatives at bitches like fuckin' missile launchers Misfit, blond, and Like gone ballistic, with a frostin' tip kit Screamed, "I blondes!" and became one... I'm
to start shit Shovin' Clark undergarments in the glove compartment of the bucket, bumpin' Bubba Sparxxx I'm double parkin' up at Targets, causer, a double crosser, shadiest mothafucka ever come across Olympic gymnast, known for "some assaults" A lawsuits, enough to cause a stomach ulcer Same damn brain results as Rainman's'es Something's aweful when Hoffman's dressin' up in your mummy costume on stage to "Brain Damage," What's the problem? Nothing's wrong, the name brand is back to status
Run the faucet, I'mma dunk a bunch of supporters underwater Snuck up on 'em in in a gray van with a spray tan a wrap, like an ACE bandage
Don't-give-a-fuck persona, to my last DNA E&J in the waistband, at the with the stagehand She wants an escape plan Three-inch blade on point, a See-and-Say
Consider me a dangerous man, but you should be of this dang candidate You say Trump kiss ass like a puppet 'cause he runs his campaign with his own cash for the fundin' And that's what you wanted, a fuckin' cannon who's blunt with his hand on the button who doesn't have to answer to no one? idea!
If I was president "gettin' off" is the first order of once I get in Second thing that'll make me happy's walkin' up to Uncle Sam naked, laughin', cupped in hand, screamin', "Fuck safe sex!" Throw a and an AIDS test at him! Tell Congress I run this land, and I want the rubber banned, and it snappy
Addiction to friction and Addict who can't escape the Continue to chase the dragon, but as would have it, I walked up in Major Magics dressed as the maintenance man in a laser tag vest and a racin' jacket a gauge to blast it, and sped away in the station wagon Stacey and Casey Anthony's crazy asses in the backseat throwin' Stayfree pads at me Dead in the passenger seat Unfasten the safety latches, and slam on the brakes in traffic so hard I snapped the relocation brackets for the monster 'finna get a murder case and it like you threw it at me encased in plastic
And send Dylann Roof through the windshield of the until he spins a pinwheel and begins feelin' like a with a thin build while his skin's peelin', and skids he hits a cement pillar Swing for the fence like Prince Fielder, knock it into the upper You wanna go against 'zilla, The Rap When will I quit? Never realer The in-stiller of fear, not even a scintilla of doubt whose iller than Prince in a chinchilla or Ben Stiller in a suspense thriller killer, avenge syllable binge Fill a syringe, I...
Draw first Even pop shit on my pop shit, and it's Couldn't be more awkwarder cause you're innocence I you of It's my that got stuck up Taught ya ta, not give a hockey puck
The broad hunter with the sawed off like an arm when it's lopped off of ya, but I'm not get the shotgun or the Glock I'm gonna opt for the ox 'cause I'm into objects that are sharp when I shop, and it's not a shock, I'm such an obnoxious fucker... The Rock Hudson of 'cause who would have thought this much of a cocksucker to go across the buttocks of Vivica Fox with a box cutter?
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Little slap on the wrist, be I'm unravelin' My squabbles, I'm grappling your time traveling with me Try and follow, as I wobble, relapse history, with a flask of the whiskey Tip it back then I'm twisting wine bottles what happened to Chris Reeve's spine column That's the plan of attack when I'm fixing my Wish my chest wasn't to get these rhymes off 'em But the fact that I so many rappers against me mind boggles And why I haven't come back on these faggots who diss me is more of a spectacular mystery than a fucking Christie crime novel!
But my patience is thin Swear I been contemplatin' rubbing in your face 'til I smear it in Diss you in every lyric until you fear the pen and never appear if you actually had fuckin' careers to end
But then I of Molly Qerim and I steer 'em in that direction and forget my ideas for them...
Molly, I'm off you Man, light some my first take, I'll nail you Can't lie, I If I won you over, you be the grand prize I'm by your looks, come and give the Shady franchise a push You can get it in the can like Anheuser Busch Jeans too small, least three pant Tush mushed against your damn side, your and thighs are kind of attire's that? I'm to be rode Psychopath, bet you get it poppin' like a flat
Light the match to the wrath Got knives to slash and hermaphrodites in half Piper Chapman might just have to picket me like a
to describe in fact Startling, violent, perhaps are things that come to mind as soon as I start spitting rhymes like And you aren't really surprised at that, but as far as these I rap, and these bars, wouldn't dial it back if I star the track
Why am I such a