Jumped out of the 2nd floor of a record store a Treacherous Four cassette and a recorder in Ecuador with Norton
Witness the metamorphosis of a legend growin' like an expert swordsman from the Hessian war and hence the of the Headless Horseman
Born the endorphins of a pathetic orphan Endless source and of extension cords in dresser drawers, and deadbolts on the bedroom door, and sexual torture kits kept in a separate storage bin boyfriend!
Use to settle scores with women who have vendettas towards men Dickhead is forced in there's shredded foreskin Reddish torn, and they're only fed a portion Bed sores, and shins, pregnant whores can get abortions Fetish for stickin' metal forks in, Skeletor, I went to Hell and a floor A predator, I'm for competitors Better 'em, what I lack in tact and a set of morals I make up for in like a cosmetic store
Stegosaurus, Chuck Norris with a Yes, of course, a of warrants You want some? and get some, boys! I'm givin' Daniel a refresher course on excessive force and pressure points, and dressin' George Zimmerman in a orange dress and four inch heels to address the court a bullseye on his back His whole chest, and torso are left on the of Trayvon's dad as a present for him!
In my present form I'm Desert Appetite for destruction, there's no for Aggressive, forceful, and less remorseful in morsel Unpleasant, hello, gorgeous! The rebel with devil horns just fell off the yellow bus
Met a contortionist said, "When you get sexual?" She said, "However I fit in schedule. I'm flexible."
tags on the Saturn... Got Catherine Bach in the in Daisy Dukes with the hazards on at a traffic stop gettin' harassed, signed an autograph for this asshole cop's daughter Laughed 'cause I called her a on it, he spat on it, and brought it back lookin' half in shock Had a heart attack, and dead Started fallin' back with it, and got slapped with a Colin Kaepernick sock
One and half a dick: Apple Watch
Cracked front axle, walked in a Bass Pro Shop with Hasselhoff Tabasco sauce out of my satchel Knocked over a fisherman's tackle box and asked if they had a laugh in was fuckin' stupid...
You got it twisted, all I offered this bitch a doggie biscuit, you call me misogynistic? Bitch, get to this dick! Like in this bitch, slob on it with gobs of lipstick Got a shoppin' list for you to run some odds and with not a bitch on this earth I can be monogamous with She's
Robin Thicke with a throbbin' dick on some suave and slick shit, but I shout derivatives at bitches fuckin' missile launchers Misfit, blond, and Like gone ballistic, with a frostin' tip kit Screamed, "I hate blondes!" and one... I'm
Love to shit Shovin' Clark Kent's in the glove compartment of the bucket, bumpin' Bubba Sparxxx I'm double up at Targets, trouble causer, a double crosser, mothafucka you'll ever come across Olympic gymnast, been for "some assaults" A lawsuits, enough to cause a stomach ulcer Same damn brain scan as Rainman's'es Something's aweful when Dustin Hoffman's dressin' up in your costume on dancin' to "Brain Damage," What's the problem? Nothing's wrong, the brand is back to reclaim status
Run the faucet, I'mma dunk a bunch of supporters underwater Snuck up on 'em in Ray-Bans in a van with a spray tan It's a wrap, an ACE bandage
Don't-give-a-fuck persona, to my last DNA E&J in the waistband, at the VMAs the stagehand She kielbasa Pre-arrange an plan blade on point, like a See-and-Say
Consider me a dangerous man, but you should be of this dang candidate You say Trump don't ass like a puppet 'cause he runs his campaign with his own cash for the fundin' And that's what you wanted, a fuckin' loose cannon who's blunt with his hand on the who doesn't have to answer to no one? idea!
If I was president "gettin' off" is the first of business I get in office Second thing that'll make me happy's walkin' up to Sam naked, laughin', dick cupped in hand, screamin', "Fuck safe sex!" Throw a latex and an test at him! Congress I run this land, and I want the rubber banned, and make it snappy
Addiction to and static Addict who can't escape the Continue to chase the dragon, but as would have it, I walked up in Major Magics dressed as the maintenance man in a laser tag vest and a racin' with a gauge to blast it, and sped away in the station wagon Stacey Dash's and Casey Anthony's crazy asses in the backseat throwin' Stayfree at me Dead passenger in the passenger Unfasten the safety latches, and slam on the in traffic so hard I snapped the relocation brackets for the monster tires 'finna get a case and catch it like you threw it at me encased in plastic
And send Dylann Roof through the of the Benz until he spins like a and begins feelin' like a windmiller with a thin build his skin's peelin', and skids 'til he hits a pillar for the fence like Prince Fielder, knock it into the upper peninsula You wanna go 'zilla, The Rap God? When I quit? Never been realer The of fear, not even a scintilla of doubt whose pens iller than Prince in a chinchilla or Ben Stiller in a suspense thriller Revenge killer, avenge syllable Fill a syringe, I...
Draw first pop shit on my pop shit, and it's popular Couldn't be awkwarder cause you're innocence I robbed you of my fingers that got stuck up Taught ya ta, not give a slapstick puck
The broad hunter with the sawed off like an arm when it's off of ya, but I'm not gonna get the shotgun or the Glock I'm gonna opt for the ox 'cause I'm into objects that are sharp when I shop, and it's not a shock, I'm such an obnoxious fucker... The Rock Hudson of rock 'cause who would thought this much of a cocksucker to go across the buttocks of Vivica Fox with a box cutter?
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Little on the wrist, be warned I'm unravelin' My squabbles, I'm grappling your time traveling with me Try and follow, as I wobble, relapse into history, with a flask of the Tip it back then I'm wine bottles like what happened to Chris Reeve's spine column That's the plan of attack when I'm my problems Wish my chest having to get these rhymes off 'em But the fact I have so many rappers against me mind boggles And why I haven't come back on these who diss me is more of a spectacular mystery than a fucking Agatha Christie crime novel!
But my patience is wearing Swear I been contemplatin' rubbing shit in your face 'til I it in Diss you in every lyric until you the pen and never appear again if you actually had fuckin' careers to end
But then I think of Molly Qerim and I steer 'em in that direction and forget my for them...
Molly, I'm off you Man, light kush You're my first take, nail you lie, I gush If I won you over, you would be the grand I'm entranced by your looks, come and give the Shady a push You can get it in the can some Anheuser Busch Jeans too small, least three sizes Tush mushed against your side, your puss and are squished kind of attire's that? I'm to be rode Psychopath, bet you get it poppin' like a flat
Light the match to ignite the Got knives to and slice hermaphrodites in half Chapman might just have to picket me like a scab
Hard to in fact Startling, violent, perhaps are things that come to mind as soon as I start rhymes like that And you aren't really surprised at that, but as far as these I rap, and these bars, wouldn't it back if I star 69'ed the track
Why am I a dick?