Jumped out of the 2nd floor of a record store with a Treacherous Four and a cassette in with Edward Norton
Witness the metamorphosis of a legend growin' like an expert swordsman from the war and hence the origin of the Headless Horseman
Born the endorphins of a pathetic orphan Endless source and reservoir of extension cords in dresser drawers, and deadbolts on the bedroom door, and sexual torture kits kept in a separate bin boyfriend!
Use to settle scores with women who have vendettas towards men is forced in 'till there's shredded foreskin Reddish torn, and they're only bein' fed a Bed sores, and sore shins, whores can get abortions for stickin' metal forks in, self-absorption Skeletor, I went to and fell a floor A predator, I'm for competitors Better 'em, what I lack in tact and a set of morals I make up for in like a cosmetic store
Stegosaurus, Chuck with a thesaurus Yes, of course, a mess of You want Come and get some, boys! I'm givin' Daniel Pantaleo a refresher course on force and pressure points, and dressin' Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange dress and four inch heels to address the court with a bullseye on his His whole chest, and torso are left on the of Trayvon's dad as a present for him!
In my form I'm Desert Storm Appetite for destruction, there's no for Aggressive, forceful, and less in every morsel Unpleasant, hello, gorgeous! The rebel with horns just fell off the yellow short bus
Met a said, "When you wanna get sexual?" She said, "However I fit in schedule. I'm flexible."
tags on the Saturn... Got Catherine Bach in the back in Daisy Dukes with the hazards on at a traffic stop gettin' harassed, signed an autograph for this cop's daughter Laughed 'cause I called her a brat on it, he spat on it, and brought it back half in shock Had a attack, and dropped dead Started back with it, and got slapped with a Colin Kaepernick practice sock
One ball and a dick: Apple Watch
Cracked front axle, in a Bass Pro Shop with David Hasselhoff Pulled Tabasco sauce out of my Knocked over a tackle box and asked if they had a laugh in stock? was fuckin' stupid...
You got it twisted, all 'cause I this bitch a doggie biscuit, you call me misogynistic? Bitch, get to massagin' dick! Like spas in this bitch, slob on it with of lipstick Got a list for you to run some odds and ends with There's not a bitch on earth I can be monogamous with She's
Robin with a throbbin' dick on some suave and slick shit, but I shout derivatives at bitches like fuckin' missile launchers Misfit, blond, and I've gone ballistic, with a frostin' tip kit Screamed, "I hate blondes!" and one... I'm
Love to shit Shovin' Clark Kent's undergarments in the glove compartment of the bucket, Bubba Sparxxx I'm double up at Targets, trouble causer, a double crosser, shadiest you'll ever come across gymnast, been known for "some assaults" A couple lawsuits, enough to cause a stomach Same damn brain scan results as Something's aweful when Dustin Hoffman's up in your mummy costume on dancin' to "Brain Damage," What's the problem? Nothing's wrong, the name is back to reclaim status
Run the faucet, I'mma dunk a bunch of Trump underwater Snuck up on 'em in in a gray van with a spray tan a wrap, like an ACE bandage
Don't-give-a-fuck persona, to my DNA strand E&J in the waistband, at the with the stagehand She kielbasa Pre-arrange an escape Three-inch blade on point, like a
Consider me a dangerous man, but you should be afraid of this dang You say Trump don't kiss ass like a puppet 'cause he runs his campaign his own cash for the fundin' And that's what you wanted, a fuckin' loose who's blunt with his hand on the button who doesn't have to answer to no one? idea!
If I was president "gettin' off" is the first of business I get in office Second thing that'll make me happy's walkin' up to Uncle Sam naked, laughin', cupped in hand, screamin', "Fuck safe sex!" Throw a latex and an AIDS at him! Tell Congress I run this land, and I the rubber banned, and make it snappy
Addiction to and static who can't escape the habit Continue to chase the dragon, but as would have it, I walked up in Major Magics dressed as the maintenance man in a laser tag vest and a racin' jacket with a gauge to it, and sped away in the station wagon Stacey Dash's and Casey Anthony's crazy asses in the backseat throwin' pads at me passenger in the passenger seat Unfasten the latches, and slam on the brakes in traffic so hard I snapped the relocation brackets for the monster tires 'finna get a murder case and catch it like you it at me encased in plastic
And Dylann Roof through the windshield of the Benz until he spins like a pinwheel and feelin' like a windmiller with a build while his skin's peelin', and 'til he hits a cement pillar Swing for the fence Prince Fielder, knock it into the upper peninsula You wanna go 'zilla, The Rap God? When will I quit? Never been The of fear, not even a scintilla of doubt whose pens iller than Prince in a chinchilla or Ben Stiller in a suspense thriller Revenge killer, avenge binge a syringe, 'til I...
Draw first Even pop shit on my pop shit, and popular Couldn't be more awkwarder you're innocence I robbed you of It's my fingers that got up Taught ya ta, not give a slapstick puck
The broad hunter with the sawed off like an arm when it's lopped off of ya, but I'm not get the shotgun or the Glock I'm gonna opt for the ox 'cause I'm into objects that are sharp when I shop, and it's not a shock, I'm such an obnoxious fucker... The Rock Hudson of rock 'cause who would have thought much of a cocksucker to go across the buttocks of Vivica Fox with a box cutter?
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Little on the wrist, be warned I'm unravelin' My squabbles, I'm grappling your time traveling with me Try and follow, as I wobble, into history, with a flask of the whiskey Tip it back then I'm twisting wine bottles like happened to Chris Reeve's spine column the plan of attack when I'm fixing my problems Wish my chest wasn't having to get rhymes off 'em But the fact that I have so many rappers me mind boggles And why I come back on these faggots who diss me is more of a spectacular mystery than a fucking Agatha Christie crime novel!
But my patience is wearing Swear I been contemplatin' rubbing shit in face 'til I smear it in Diss you in every lyric until you fear the pen and appear again if you actually had fuckin' careers to end
But then I of Molly Qerim and I steer 'em in that direction and forget my ideas for them...
Molly, I'm off you Man, light some You're my take, I'll nail you Can't lie, I If I won you over, you would be the prize I'm entranced by your looks, come and give the Shady franchise a You can get it in the can like some Busch too small, least three pant sizes Tush mushed against your damn side, puss and thighs are What kind of attire's I'm ready to be Psychopath, bet you we'll get it like a flat
Light the match to ignite the Got knives to slash and hermaphrodites in half Piper Chapman just have to picket me like a scab
to describe in fact Startling, violent, perhaps are that come to mind as soon as I start spitting rhymes like that And you aren't surprised at that, but as far as these lines I rap, and these bars, wouldn't dial it back if I star 69'ed the
Why am I a dick?