I understand Why are you being so You're a mean yo yeah man
You are just of me 'Cuz you, you can't do what I do So instead of admitting it You around and say All kinds of mean things about me 'Cuz a meanie, a meanie
But only 'cuz you're just really jealous of me I'm what you want to be So you look like an idiot When you say these mean it's too easy to see You're just a really big weenie, big
Alright listen, I you to focus I need you to go dig deep in mind, this is important We are to perform an experiment of the sorts I'm going to have to ask you to bare me for a moment Now I need you to open your mind, your eyes close You are now about to be under my hypnosis For the next four and a half We are going to explore your mind To find out why so fuckin' jealous Now why did make yoo-hoo? Hippity ca-ca
Psych, I'm I wanted to see if you're still listenin' Ok, now I need your undivided Sir, I have a Why do I always sense undeniable tension From the moment that I enter the room? It all quiet and whispers Whenever there's conversation, why am I always I've been to ask, it's been itchin' at me Is it because
You are just of me you, you just can't do what I do So of just admitting it You walk and say All kinds of really things about me 'Cuz a meanie, a meanie
But it's only 'cuz just really jealous of me I'm what you want to be So you just look like an When you say these things 'Cuz too easy to see You're just a big weenie, big weenie
now, aww shit I, I just flubbed a line I was going to say extremely important But I forgot who or it was, I fucked up Psych, I'm kidding you idiot, no I didn't That's just what you to hear from me Is that I up ain't, it? But I can bust one take without at no paper It doesn't take a bunch of Or me to stand here in booth all day For me to say the truth, You're droolin', you have tooth Your mouth is open, you're
What the fuck you eat for A bunch of or something, what? You munch a of Crunch 'n' Munch? Your tooth is to the gum breath stinks, wanna chew some gum? Yes I do sir, am I on? You sir are on syrum Marshall I'm so of you Please say you tell nobody I'd be so embarrassed, I'm just terrified That someone's find out why I'm saying All these terrible, evil and awful mean It's my own
You are jealous of me 'Cuz you, you just do what I do So instead of admitting it You walk and say All kinds of really mean about me 'Cuz a meanie, a meanie
But only 'cuz you're just really jealous of me 'Cuz I'm you want to be So you just look an idiot When you say these mean 'Cuz it's too to see You're just a really big weenie, big
Alright now we, we're going to That experiment that we were talking earlier Just to see what a frog looks like when it takes two hits of that's exactly what your eyes look like, want to check to see? Here's a mirror, the resemblance here? Wait, let me put these sun on Now look in this mirror, how now? What do you in common? You're both green with envy and look like with sunglasses on 'em You look like I like singing about weenies Now my weenie out of your mouth
This is between me and you, I you're not happy I know you'd much see me in the corner of a room somewhere crying Curled up in a ball tweeked out of my dying There is no denying that my weenie is bigger than yours is Mine is like sticking a banana two oranges Why you even doing to yourself, it's pointless Why do we to keep on going through this This is torturous my point is That if you say mean things, weenie will Now I forgot what the chorus is, just is
You are jealous of me 'Cuz you, you just do what I do So instead of just it You around and say All kinds of really mean about me 'Cuz a meanie, a meanie
But it's only 'cuz just really jealous of me 'Cuz I'm you want to be So you look like an idiot When you say these things 'Cuz too easy to see just a really big weenie, big weenie
Fuck off my dick,