I don't Why are you so mean? You're a mean yo mean man
You are jealous of me 'Cuz you, you just can't do I do So instead of just it You around and say All kinds of really mean about me 'Cuz a meanie, a meanie
But only 'cuz you're just really jealous of me 'Cuz I'm what you to be So you just like an idiot When you say these mean 'Cuz too easy to see You're just a really big weenie, big
Alright listen, I you to focus I need you to go dig deep in mind, this is important We are going to an experiment of the sorts I'm going to have to ask you to bare with me for a Now I need you to open your mind, your eyes close You are now about to be placed my hypnosis For the next four and a minutes We are to explore into your mind To out why you're so fuckin' jealous Now why did they yoo-hoo? Hippity ca-ca
Psych, I'm I wanted to see if you're still listenin' Ok, now I your undivided attention Sir, I have a Why do I always sense this tension From the moment that I enter the room? It gets all quiet and Whenever conversation, why am I always mentioned? I've been dying to ask, been itchin' at me Is it just
You are jealous of me 'Cuz you, you just do what I do So of just admitting it You walk and say All kinds of really mean about me 'Cuz a meanie, a meanie
But it's only 'cuz you're just really of me 'Cuz I'm you want to be So you just like an idiot When you say mean things 'Cuz it's too to see You're really just a big weenie, big
Alright now, aww shit I, I just a line I was going to say something extremely But I who or what it was, I fucked up Psych, I'm again you idiot, no I didn't That's just you wanted to hear from me Is I fucked up ain't, it? But I can bust one take without at no paper It doesn't take a of takes Or me to stand here in booth all day For me to say the truth, You're droolin', you tooth decay Your mouth is open, you're
What the you eat for lunch A bunch of sweets or something, You munch a of Crunch 'n' Munch? Your tooth is to the gum Your breath stinks, wanna chew gum? Yes I do sir, am I on? You sir are on truth I'm so jealous of you Please say you won't tell I'd be so embarrassed, I'm absolutely terrified That someone's gonna out why I'm saying All these terrible, evil and awful mean my own insecurity
You are just of me 'Cuz you, you just do what I do So of just admitting it You walk and say All kinds of mean things about me you're a meanie, a meanie
But it's only 'cuz you're really jealous of me 'Cuz I'm what you to be So you just look like an When you say these mean 'Cuz it's too to see You're a really big weenie, big weenie
Alright now we, going to conduct That that we were talking about earlier Just to see what a frog looks like when it takes two of ecstasy 'Cuz that's exactly what your eyes look like, to check to see? Here's a mirror, notice the resemblance Wait, let me put sun glasses on Now look in this mirror, how now? do you have in common? You're both green with envy and look idiots with sunglasses on 'em You look like I sound like singing weenies Now take my weenie out of your
This is between me and you, I you're not happy I you'd much rather see me Lying in the corner of a room somewhere Curled up in a tweeked out of my mind dying is no denying that my weenie is much bigger than yours is Mine is sticking a banana between two oranges Why you even this to yourself, it's pointless Why do we have to keep on through this This is torturous my is this That if you say things, weenie will shrink Now I forgot what the chorus is, your is
You are jealous of me you, you just can't do what I do So instead of just it You around and say All kinds of really mean about me you're a meanie, a meanie
But only 'cuz you're just really jealous of me I'm what you want to be So you just like an idiot When you say these things 'Cuz too easy to see You're just a big weenie, big weenie
Fuck off my dick,