Luyện nghe bài hát Bert Ernie 2

Another Bert and Singalong
to Charles Evans ([email protected])
[The lines are from memory, because I did not hit REC on the VCR
enough . . .]
> [E. in with pot and plops it on B.'s head]
>
> E: Bert, try this on!
> B: Hey, hey, Ernie, what are you Get that pot off my head! Why?
> E: Well haa, ya see Bert, a little ago, I dropped and broke the
> jar.
> B: Oh, Ernie, you didn't!
> E: Mmm hmmm.
B: Oh well, all right, so you broke the cookie jar, but it gotta do
with pot there, huh?
E: Well you see, I had to put the somewhere...
B:
E: Bert, um... a second. I... I... I'll show you, Bert.
B: at camera] I don't understand.
E: [brings in sugar with cookies] See, I broke the cookie jar and so I
had to put the cookies in the sugar bowl, see? [takes a taste of
B: Well... yeah, Ernie, but but if you put the cookies in the bowl,
then ya put the sugar?
E: Well, I'll show you, Bert! [famous Ernie Hmm hmm hmm [leaves with
and Bert looks at camera]
B: Ya show me. the famous head tilt]
E: Ok, you see, I put the sugar in the flower pot here.
B: In the flower pot?! Oh great... just great. Well you put the
flower that was growing there,
E: Oh I'll show you, Bert! away the pot]
B: Ya gonna me again... I don't get this.
E: [brings in bottle and flower] Ya see, I had to plant this flower here
into this bottle, see... nicely planted, I watered it and everthing.
B: [Looking very [E. looks straight into camera all proud, shaking
his head about his ERNIE!!!! [Shaking head]
E: [Calmly]
B: Well now is the milk?!
E: Oh, I'll you, Bert.
B: [E. leaves] Ya show me where the milk is too. Oh Ernie, I ...
at E. returning with a root beer bottle.. stunned]
E: See I put the milk into the, uh, soda
B: [Gets close to E. in voice gradually getting louder] Ernie... I'm
trying to be patient, but is the soda??
E: Oh just a second, Bert, I'll show you... as usual, Bert getting
more and irritated gives out his famous]
B: Aaaaaaahhhh!
E: in the soda-filled fishbowl] It wasn't easy, but I put the soda in
the mmm fishbowl
B: In the fishbowl?! Ernie, is CRAZY!! Now where are the fish?!?
E: Oh... well, show you, Bert. [even calmer than before]
B: [stares into camera as E. for a few seconds and ...] Ooohhhh,
Ernie, what are you doing now? [Mouth wider than in shock]
E: Oh, I gotta carry it out here, Bert... I put the in... to... the
hat, ya see.
B: [looks down into hat as fish squirts in B.'s face] Oh, no... Eeeyah!
[wipes faces stands there with firmly closed very angry]
E: [points calmly at fish in hat] Take it there, fella.
B: Ernie, Ernie, that is MY cowboy hat...
E: Yeah, so? [VERY
B: But ya, you but the fish in it, Now am I gonna do when I wanna play

E: Oh, umm, [reaches for pot and puts it on B.'s head] Ride em cowboy,
Bert! [pats Bert on back] [E.'s patented Keheeheeheehee
music begins with Bert standing there as usual, and Ernie leaving.
There was one neat done in it, at the end when Ernie put the pot
on Bert's head (probably at the beginning.. I didn't see). You
know how hands are real and the person's arm go in at his
elbows, are always below the counter/stage, but to get the pot
on the head, the hand person, had to make a .. nicely-done move
behind Bert and up the pot.. with Elbow behind Bert so Ernie's
is up in the air with nothing showing.