Luyện nghe bài hát Bert Ernie 2

Another and Ernie Singalong
thanks to Charles ([email protected])
[The arrowed lines are memory, because I did not hit REC on the VCR
enough . . .]
> [E. walks in with pot and it on B.'s head]
>
> E: Here Bert, try on!
> B: Hey, hey, Ernie, are you doing? Get that pot off my head! Why?
> E: Well haa, ya see Bert, a while ago, I dropped and broke the
> jar.
> B: Oh, Ernie, you didn't!
> E: Mmm hmmm.
B: Oh well, all right, so you broke the jar, but what's it gotta do
that pot there, huh?
E: you see, I had to put the cookies somewhere...
B:
E: Bert, um... just a second. I... I... show you, Bert.
B: [looks at camera] I understand.
E: [brings in bowl with cookies] See, I broke the cookie jar and so I
had to put the cookies in the sugar bowl, see? a taste of one]
B: Well... yeah, Ernie, but but if you put the cookies in the bowl,
then where'd ya put the
E: Well, I'll show you, Bert! Ernie hmm] Hmm hmm hmm [leaves with
bowl and looks at camera]
B: Ya show me. [does the famous head
E: Ok, well you see, I put the in the flower pot here.
B: In the flower pot?! Oh great... just great. _where'd_ you put the
flower that was growing there,
E: Oh I'll show you, Bert! away the pot]
B: Ya gonna show me again... I get this.
E: [brings in milk bottle and flower] Ya see, I had to this flower here
into milk bottle, see... nicely planted, I watered it and everthing.
B: [Looking very stunned] [E. looks straight camera all proud, shaking
his head about his nose] ERNIE!!!! [Shaking
E: Hmm?
B: now WHERE is the milk?!
E: Oh, show you, Bert.
B: [E. leaves] Ya gonna show me where the is too. Oh Ernie, I ...
[looks at E. with a root beer bottle.. stunned]
E: See I put the milk the, uh, soda bottle
B: [Gets close to E. in quiet voice getting louder] Ernie... I'm
trying to be patient, but __where__ is the
E: Oh a second, Bert, I'll show you... [calmly as usual, Bert getting
more stunned and irritated out his famous]
B: Aaaaaaahhhh!
E: [Brings in the soda-filled fishbowl] It easy, but I put the soda in
the mmm fishbowl
B: In the fishbowl?! Ernie, this is CRAZY!! Now are the fish?!?
E: Oh... well, I'll you, Bert. [even calmer than before]
B: [stares into camera as E. for a few seconds and ...] Ooohhhh,
Ernie, what are you doing now? [Mouth wider than ever in
E: Oh, I gotta carry it out here, Bert... I put the in... to... the
hat, ya see.
B: [looks into hat as fish squirts water in B.'s face] Oh, no... Eeeyah!
[wipes faces stands there with mouth closed very angry]
E: [points at fish in hat] Take it easy there, fella.
B: [angrily] Ernie, Ernie, is MY cowboy hat...
E: Yeah, so? calmly]
B: But ya, you but the fish in it, Now what am I gonna do I wanna play

E: Oh, umm, well [reaches for pot and it on B.'s head] Ride em cowboy,
Bert! [pats Bert on [E.'s patented laugh] Keheeheeheehee
[End music begins with Bert standing there as usual, and leaving.
There was one neat trick in it, at the end when Ernie put the pot
on Bert's head (probably at the beginning.. which I see). You
know how hands are real and the person's arm go in at his
elbows, which are below the counter/stage, but to get the pot
on the head, the hand person, had to make a quick .. move
behind Bert and up the pot.. with Elbow behind Bert so Ernie's
is up in the air with nothing showing.