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Original Bad Boy on the case, cover face Came in the place blowed, and sprayed with Mase I laced the weed with insect repellent, better the smelly Eminem starts E, better check the spelling with a capital
Somebody me a Snapple I got an aspirin trapped in my adam's apple (Hurry up) Somebody dropped me on my head, and I was That my mother did it, but the won't admit it was her
I slit her stomach open with a scalpel when she was six And said, "I'm ready now bitch, ain't you these kicks cunt?" The world ain't for me yet, I can tell probably have a cell next to the furnace in hell
I'm sicker than cells with syphilis germs And I'm hotter my dick is, when I piss and it burns I kick you in the tummy until you to your stomach And vomit so much blood that clothes stick to you from it (Yuck, yuck)
Hit you in the head with a til' you plummet If y'all like me, you can suck my dick til' you numb it And all that you was spittin', you need to kill it your style is like dyin' in my sleep, I don't feel it
'Cause any man who would in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a Is crazy, you hear me? Ha? Is crazy, hello, hi
'Cause any man who would jump in front of a For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a Is fuckin' crazy, do you me? Is fuckin'
I'm ice you, starin' you down with a gremlin grin I'm Eminem, you're a fag in a gym I'm Slim, the Shady is really a fake To save me with in case I get chased by space
A brainiac, a cranium packed, full of more uranium a maniac, Saudi Arabian A highly combustible head, Strapped to a Kraftmatic bed
up in the hospital in critical condition I flat lined, jumped up and ran the mortician High speed, IV full of Thai Lookin' Chinese, with my knees stuck together Siamese
Twins, joined at the groin lesbians Uh, pins and needles, hypodermic and pins I God forgives me for my sins, it probably all depends On if I on killin' my girlfriends
'Cause any man who would in front of a minivan For twenty and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin Is fuckin' crazy, you me? Ha? Is crazy, listen
'Cause any man who would jump in front of a For grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin Is fuckin' crazy, you me? Is fuckin'
Last I O.D.'d on rush, mushrooms and dust And got to the hospital to get my system flushed (Shucks) I'm an alcoholic and all I can say I call in to work, 'cause all I do is and play
I swallow grenades, and take about a a day Of Tylenol 3, and about how violent I'll be Give me Excederin my head'll spin Medicine'll get me revvin' like a 747 jet
Scratched my balls I shredded skin "Doctor, this rash, look how red it's been" "It's probably AIDS", it then I strike a still pose and hit you with ill flows
That don't make sense, like dykes usin' dildos So in your billfolds, for ten ducats And pick up this Slim shit that's on Rawkus Somethin', somethin', somethin', somethin', I get
My daughter scribbled over that I couldn't it, damn