Yeah, year a lot of motherfuckers asked me Why I do no old sex nasty shit But this I went down to Miami and got my nigga from 2 Live Brother in the house! (Yeah I'm the motherfuckin nigga) Yeah, we gonna answer the question girl problems All these niggas is havin girl problem, (Huh, them man, tell them how it is) tell you what time is it
I got a ho the East, got a ho from the West Got a ho that likes to jack it off and rub it in her I got a ho from the North, a ho the South A ho that likes to suck it long and hold it in her I got a bitch with hair, a bitch none A with a knife, a bitch with a gun A with a ass big as a TV set And a bitch over there; hey, the one I'm gonna get But yo but maybe not, she might not like me No sweat to a vet; I'll slam her sister, Ice in the damn herd I fuck 'em all and leave 'em on the I got a bitch with a mink, who rocks a fat link Who likes to me with her ass up on the kitchen sink Got a with tits, a bitch with ass A bitch with none, but hey I her a pass And I 'em all, I love 'em crazily And they love me back - why they stay with me So if you havin problems, I feel bad for you son Got 99 problems and a ain't one - hit it.. Nah a ain't one
I got a bitch that's old, a that's new A bitch who love velvet in the colors I got a bitch who's fat, a bitch built A bitch who all her titties give out milk I got a bitch funny, a bitch who ain't A bitch who can sing, a bitch who A bitch who loves on a airplane.. I got a bitch off Soul Train I got a bitch who rolls a Benz Long I got a bitch who's as a bum But she's the fun I got a bitch who play piano, a who don't A bitch who naked, a bitch who won't A bitch short, a bitch who's tall A bitch who burns my pager with priority And I 'em all, I love 'em crazily And they love me back - why they stay with me So if you havin girl problems, I bad for you son Got 99 and a bitch ain't one - hit me
Yo Marquis - you from Miami man why don't you These motherfuckers all the over the the 2 Live style Of how the bitches treat a fly nigga like you
I got 99 and a bitch ain't one of them I don't trip on hoes, cause I don't none of them the temptation, dick's the persuasion All hoes suck cock how you play 'em? why I don't sleep on 'em, I just freak on 'em Stick dick in they take it out and I skeet on 'em The the one-nighter, the bitch exciter I only love my when I'm goin up inside her number one is gettin money I'd rather taste the green sip the honey So expect nuttin cause I ain't offerin I go hard on my bitches, cause I'm never never Puttin the on 'em, fuck 'em and scram on 'em The "wham, bam, you ma'am" game is ran on 'em So fuck how you feel, you fuckin cheap I hope you took the pill I won't pay the bill Gettin just another expense If pussy pays the bills then dick the rent I only need a ho for one thing and to cum I've got 99 problems and a bitch one!
Ha! Yo Marquis my motherfucker you got man? (A ain't one) Aww shit! Now let me tell you how to do this
I got a that loves to G She'll fuck you after she fucks me I got a bitch who loves I got a who loves handcuffs and ropes I got a bitch fast, a bitch that's slow A bitch a virgin and a bitch that's a ho A bitch lies A bitch that's A who's a man BECAUSE THEY'RE "Bitches 2" I got a bitch cool A bitch hot A bitch who loves rap, a who loves rock A bitch who's lost and one who knows where at She gets up under me and like a cat I got a that runs, I got a bitch that walks I got a bitch that yells, I got a bitch who I got a bitch dirty, got a bitch that's neat I got a fine bitch that I knocked in the swap meet
And I 'em all, I love 'em crazily And they love me back - why they stay with me So if you havin problems, I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems and a bitch one - hit me No a bitch one (Huh, you a bitch ain't one!)
Youknahmsayin? I got problems with my motherfuckin Marquis But a bitch one
Man you got yourself man Fuck them raggedy hoes nigga
A bitch one I got a problems stayin out on these streets With the police trying to take a nigga out, But a bitch one Got problems with motherfuckers.. my records But a bitch one
Fuck 'em all, fuck them motherfuckers
Youknahmsayin? A bitch one Got man
All motherfuckers can kiss my motherfuckin ass f'real
Really, niggas worryin about They better, they better find somethin to worry about