Yeah, last a lot of motherfuckers asked me Why I do no old sex nasty shit But this year I went to Miami and got my nigga from 2 Live Marquis in the house! (Yeah I'm the motherfuckin nigga) Yeah, we gonna the question about girl problems All these niggas is havin problem, Marq (Huh, tell them man, tell how it is) tell you what time is it
I got a ho the East, got a ho from the West Got a ho likes to jack it off and rub it in her chest I got a ho from the North, a ho from the A ho that likes to suck it and hold it in her mouth I got a bitch with hair, a with none A bitch with a knife, a with a gun A with a ass big as a TV set And there's a over there; hey, the one I'm gonna get But yo but not, she might not like me though No sweat to a I'll slam her sister, though Ice in the damn herd I fuck 'em all and 'em on the curve I got a bitch a mink, who rocks a fat gold link Who likes to me with her ass up on the kitchen sink Got a bitch tits, a bitch with ass A with none, but hey I give her a pass And I 'em all, I love 'em crazily And they me back - that's why they stay with me So if you havin problems, I feel bad for you son Got 99 and a bitch ain't one - hit it.. Nah a bitch one
I got a bitch old, a bitch that's new A bitch who velvet in the colors blue I got a bitch who's fat, a who's built A bitch who all her titties out powdered milk I got a who's funny, a bitch who ain't A bitch who can sing, a who cain't A bitch who loves on a airplane.. I even got a bitch off Soul I got a bitch who rolls a Benz ends I got a bitch who's as a bum But the most fun I got a bitch who play piano, a who don't A who dances naked, a bitch who won't A who's short, a bitch who's tall A bitch who burns my pager with calls And I love 'em all, I love 'em And they love me back - why they stay with me So if you havin girl problems, I bad for you son Got 99 and a bitch ain't one - hit me
Yo Marquis - you from Miami man why you show These motherfuckers all the over the world; the 2 Live Of how the treat a motherfuckin fly nigga like you
I got 99 problems and a bitch one of them I trip on hoes, cause I don't need none of them Pussy's the temptation, the persuasion All hoes suck cock how you play 'em? That's why I don't on 'em, I just freak on 'em dick in they mouth; take it out and I skeet on 'em The nigga the one-nighter, the exciter I only love my when I'm goin up inside her Problem one is gettin money I'd rather taste the green sip the honey So don't expect cause I ain't offerin I go hard on my bitches, cause I'm never softenin Puttin the demand on 'em, fuck 'em and on 'em The "wham, bam, you ma'am" game is ran on 'em So fuck how you feel, you cheap thrill I you took the pill cause I won't pay the bill Gettin just another expense If pussy pays the bills then dick pays the I only a ho for one thing and that's to cum I've got 99 problems and a bitch one!
Ha! Yo Marquis my you got problems man? (A ain't one) Aww shit! Now let me tell you how to do shit
I got a that loves to G fuck you right after she fucks me I got a bitch who loves I got a who loves handcuffs and ropes I got a bitch that's fast, a bitch slow A bitch a virgin and a bitch that's a ho A bitch lies A bitch true A bitch who's a man THEY'RE "Bitches 2" I got a bitch that's A bitch hot A bitch who loves rap, a who loves rock A bitch who's lost and one who where it's at She gets up under me and like a cat I got a bitch that runs, I got a bitch that I got a that yells, I got a bitch who talks I got a bitch that's dirty, got a that's neat I got a super fine bitch that I in the swap meet
And I love 'em all, I love 'em And love me back - that's why they stay with me So if you havin problems, I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems and a bitch one - hit me No a bitch one (Huh, you a bitch ain't one!)
Youknahmsayin? I got problems with my motherfuckin rent But a ain't one
Man you got yourself man Fuck raggedy stank-ass hoes nigga
A ain't one I got a problems stayin out on these streets With the trying to take a nigga out, y'know? But a ain't one Got problems with motherfuckers.. buyin my But a ain't one
Fuck 'em all, nigga fuck motherfuckers
Youknahmsayin? A bitch one Got man
All motherfuckers can kiss my motherfuckin ass f'real
Really, niggas worryin about They better, better find somethin else to worry about