Heard that they that it's rainin' men But the offer that I make, it won't be made You don't have to write, you have to call It's a one-time for nothing at all
And no red tape, I don't make it hard You don't cash money or a master card I got easy terms, and a But I need a quick decision, and I need it
And if you find that you like my ways Well, you can send me back in 30
Now have you seen a man with a guarantee? Well you're at him now, 'cause the man is me And if you don't all the things I say I'm certified prime by the
Now the name I use is DJ Run And I'm a fast-talkin' slow-walkin' one And if you don't believe all the I say Then a natural born fool who's got to be that way
I got a 50 rating and a 50 Every minute, every that I'm on the air And I come to town, I'm on a big marquee It DJ Run and me, D.M.C
And if you find that you don't like my Well, you can me back in 30 days
A good job and lots of money not be enough And to satisfy needs it may be rough But I some care and treat you nice And if it sufficient once, I cold work it out twice
And if you find you don't like my ways Well, you can me back in 30 days
I'm gonna give you everything that you need If you need a pint of blood, then I'll even If you're lookin' for a car, I buy you two And if lookin' for a pet, I'll buy a kangaroo
If you need a vacation, we can fly the And know I'll never look at another girl I'm a man, and my mind is set You're the lady of the '80s I'm gonna get
And if you find you don't like my Well, you can send me back in 30